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Newt-a-Mania

Disease of believing Newt Gingrich would actually make a good President.
Sean: Newt-a-Mania is sweeping America. Newt Gingrich is a great American.
John: Newt Gingrich is fat.
by makivelli June 15, 2012
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newt-chan

Alpha is such a newt-chan!
by KawwaiiKat March 5, 2018
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newt_.com

a cool kid that makes kpop edits on tiktok😎
person 1:hey did you see newt_.com’s new video?
person 2: YEA ITS TRASSHH
person 1:I agree
by chuurillasnumberonefan😎 December 21, 2020
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newt shot

An old engineering term meaning 'not properly aligned' now meaning 'slightly bonkers' or someone who thinks differently.
He is a newt shot that one, off his head crazy.
by Pansy Parkinson-Pratt February 18, 2021
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newt_is_mylove

Amazing editor, caring person, addicted to the maze runner <3
did you see @newt_is_mylove ‘s new post?
by zeenaluvsnewt May 31, 2021
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Newt Gingrich

A blowjob. Named after former Speaker of the House from Georgia and the greatest dick-sucker of all time, Newt Gingrich.

Newt will be remembered for normalizing hostile and aggressive speech toward political opponents, his various extramarital affairs with young interns and staffers, and his contributions to the climate crisis as a result of his “Drill Here, Drill Now” policies and opposition to the American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009, which would have been the first federal legislation to reduce planet-warming carbon emissions.
"I think (Trump) will win next year. If he can win, and I think he will next year, I think we'll keep the House and Senate and probably gain seats in both. I think he really begins to rival the top three or four presidents in American history. He has begun to move us back to being a work-oriented, meritocracy-oriented country that encourages entrepreneurs, encourages new jobs, encourages new technologies. (Trump is) a cheerleader president who is, himself, an entrepreneur." -Newt Gingrich
"Get his ugly ass penis out of your mouth, you scumbag. This level of dick-sucking... (your mom) is learning new tricks from Newt. They've changed it--a Newt Gingrich, that's what they're calling a blowjob nowadays." -Hasan Piker

"Aw, I got a Newt Gingrich the other day! It was awesome!"
by AlmndButtr December 18, 2025
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Asbestos Newt

A very tall invisible lizard resembling a newt. Result of a newt being exposed to the chemical asbestos.
"Yo dawg that lizard is HUGE!"

"That ain't no lizard man! Its an asbestos newt!"
by Bapup November 28, 2011
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