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I just shoved a nuke up my pussy 

When that sound turns on you better be running because she has a nuke up her pussy and it’s about a blow
*walking down the street “I just shoved a nuke up my pussy” *me running for my life “oh shit

pop my peppermint pussy 

Pouring peppermint Smirnoff in your vagina for a pussy peppermint surprise

suck my fat pussy, cunt 

A nice way of expressing a desire of oral stimulation.
Often used by woman, but can also reefer to a boy pussy.
Marry: "Suck my fat pussy, cunt!"
Trevor:"Suck my fat (boy) pussy,cunt!"

Pussy In My Lap 

Phrase made popular by musical artist Rob Roy in the song "Fur In My Cap" meaning that there is a girl of attraction or possibly a stripper seated on your lap.
"So, what are your plans for tonight?"
"I plan on hitting the strip club to get some pussy in my lap"

"Pussy in my lap, bird in the sack, fur in my cap" - Rob Roy
Pussy In My Lap by [ C A M ] July 3, 2009

pussy in my butthole 

It is a word that one screams when he must make things awkward.
Pussy In My Butthole!!!!

Dafuq did you just say.

keep my name in your pussy 

A phrase that a guy will say to his girl in order to try and keep her from cheating on him
Ted: "Now have fun with your friends at the lake and keep my name in your pussy!"
Lana: "Whatever, Ted. Just cause Renny is there don't mean I'll stray."