hop off my meat

A saying which represents someone who wishes to cease be spoken about.
George: "yo, did you hear what andrew said???"
Andrew: "ay nigga hop off my meat"
george: "my fault og"
by hop off my meat February 28, 2023
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Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023
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Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.
“Those shoes lame asf

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”
by Aphoedite May 15, 2024
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hang my meat

Going to the bathroom to pull my slong out to piss.
Hey I gotta go to the restroom to go hang my meat.
by Tmartinez2013 May 22, 2017
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wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers
Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.
by Johnny Lavender March 16, 2008
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