Someone who tries to talk trash on xbox, when in real life they are either a small kid or a fat-ass who can't back up what they say.
Random Player 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll find out where you live and beat your ass!"
Random Player 2: "Whatever man quite using those xbox muscles, we all know you're just a radio rambo and won't do shit."
Random Player 2: "Whatever man quite using those xbox muscles, we all know you're just a radio rambo and won't do shit."
by Smazztastic December 2, 2010
Get the xbox muscles mug.Fake, puffy, watery, balloon like muscles with no appearance of vascularity or striation that are only of decent size because they’re the byproduct of massive quantities of fast food and large doses of testosterone or other injectable anabolic steroids. Typically seen among bro-type gym douches.
“Hey Dillon, sweet water balloon muscles. How much test are you abusing?”
“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”
“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”
Kyle has water balloon muscles
“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”
“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”
Kyle has water balloon muscles
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Get the Mushles mug.Alex Perrault aka MusclesGlasses, is a Canadian personal trainer who makes regular appearances in the famous YouTube food channel "Epic Meal Time". He makes his presence known in each episode with reflective aviator sunglasses, a grey shirt and jeans, and devours whatever's on his plate (usually bacon + an abundance of deep-fried meat + copious amounts of alcohol and anything you can think of that's probably deep-fried too), most likely after a workout.
MUSCLES GLASSES FACTS:
- Muscles Glasses always clogs the toilet, even when he pisses.
- Muscles Glasses stays at the gym until it closes, its a 24hrs gym.
- Muscles Glasses can speak fluent russian, in german.
- Muscles Glasses runs until the treadmill is tired.
- Muscles Glasses tries not to look at his own arms, his arms touch his face.
MUSCLESGLASSES ON THAT CHEESE SAUUUUCEEE
- Muscles Glasses always clogs the toilet, even when he pisses.
- Muscles Glasses stays at the gym until it closes, its a 24hrs gym.
- Muscles Glasses can speak fluent russian, in german.
- Muscles Glasses runs until the treadmill is tired.
- Muscles Glasses tries not to look at his own arms, his arms touch his face.
MUSCLESGLASSES ON THAT CHEESE SAUUUUCEEE
by rangahatetemamnggoyamteerumgae August 4, 2018
Get the MusclesGlasses mug.Moderately sized fat deposits on males that, at first glance, appear to be muscles that have been enlarged through intensive weightlifting. Faux muscles usually come with an enlarged belly.
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