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Melon Muncher

A racial slur for African Americans. Used in context of the fact that they stereotypically like watermelon.
You see that melon muncher over there?
by Beepbeeplettuce3902 June 4, 2018
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Crumb Muncher

That woman and her crumb muncher is really beginning to annoy me
by malachi280 December 26, 2009
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Muesli Muncher

adj. One who pursues the outdoors with unnecessary zeal.
* "Did you hear the cry of that rare native bird?"

"No, out of my way muesli muncher"

* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."

"Hmm. You're a fucking muesli muncher"

* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were a muesli muncher"

* "Muesli muncher!"
by muwava August 24, 2011
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Tile muncher

Someone who perfers to eat out a shaved pussy rather than a hairy one (carpet eater)
My cousin Damien is a carpet eater, not a tile mucnher.
by Damien June 24, 2004
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Rug Muncher

This phrase can be used to mean a number of different things:
1. A totally unacceptable way of referring to a person with a learning disability; see also window licker.
2. A somewhat disparaging way of referring to someone whose behaviour can vary from eccentric to clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
3. A totally appropriate way of referring to someone, a small child or an adult with the mental capacity of a small child, such as a female suffering from acute princess syndrome, who is prone to temper tantrums, and will throw themselves to the ground and bite the carpet.
4. Possibly the best known and most humorously appropriate, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also known as muff diving. Incidentally, many lesbians refer to rug munching as “ling” (from cunnilingus) although ling is also a large, rather smelly fish, says it all really.
1. It is unacceptable to call a person with a learning disability a 'rug muncher'.
2. Malcolm is acting stranger and stranger, he always was a bit weird but he’s turning into a right rug muncher.
3. What a thoroughly nasty little brat, screaming because she can’t get her own way! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
4. Look at those two dykes groping each other in public! Get a room you rug munchers!
by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016
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slut muncher

Someone who enjoys eating filthy, slutty twat.
Fuck man, you probably wouldn't have that sick rash all over your face if you weren't such a slut muncher.
by Phil Korn April 15, 2006
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Muff muncher

Commonly known as a lesbian, who eats muff.
''Mom, Dad, Im a muff muncher.''
''A what?''
''A lesbian''
''Oh....ok.''
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