Mumphed

To "Mumph" is to lay out over a chair or couch/sofa in a state where you do not care what you look like, but just want to relax.

Christopher mumphed on the chair with a slice of pizza in one hand and a diet coke in the other, oblivious to the people staring at him.

by TYPE August 22, 2014

Mumpire

A Mum (or Mom for yanks) who offers unsolicited and usually negative advice to the umpire while watching their child play sport.

I wish Meryl would learn the rules before she decides to mumpire.

Meryl should stop mumpiring, its embarrassing for the rest of the parents.

by G-reg tdog March 30, 2017

mumpum

The world's best Aunt. Very rare, and not to be messed with. She will make you the best breakfast, and hit you upside the head if you're acting a fool.

Thank God for Mumpum.

by jordiepordie1210 March 18, 2019

Mumple University

When Temple had the Mumps outbreak in March 2019 cuz they decided to accept students who weren't vaccinated lmao

A- Where you go to school?
B- Temple University
A - You mean Mumple University?
B- STFU!!

by theirhandle May 13, 2019

Mumptyhole

Mumptyhole is a word that sounds like an aboriginal word and it means “Fat Cunt”

Person 1- Wow Jason really has been eating a lot
Person 2- Yeah he is turning into a mumptyhole

by mumptyhole February 22, 2020

mumph kerfuffle

a severe, serious problem with no obvious solution. a quagmire.

climate change is a mumph kerfuffle

by codrakon February 2, 2022

mumpty

A word that is used to call someone a moron and a numpty at the same time.

DAN: 2+2 = 5
TEACHER: YOU ABSOLUTE MUMPTY

by HSWRITES February 26, 2022