Muffy

A person that is a good.

Hey March, it's Muffy! We should tell her she's a good.

by akuya September 23, 2018

Muffy the tampon slayer

A girl with a heavy flow on.

What's up with all the bathroom breaks?

I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!

by Shuaman June 9, 2021

Muffy

The nickname for my cat Coffee. She's so small and adorable. We call her Muffy because of Coffee Muffins from the local bakery. She's nice and warm like a Coff Muffin. Hence the nickname Muffy.

Coffee "Meow"
Me "Awwww. I love you, Muffy"
Coffee "Meow meow"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

muffy satchel

(Noun) (m-uh-fee-sAa-Tch-Lle) a small, padded pocket that holds your pipe, your weed and your lighter // can also hold your other fragile items that you may need on the go.

“Did you bring the muffy satchel?”

“I got a new muffy satchel.”
“Will it fit in the muffy satchel?”

by ZiggityZell September 10, 2022

A muffy dickpherson

A situation in which you pronounce someone name with the first letters swapped, creating a funny nickname for
someone.
Examples: BOM TRADY
TOM BRADY

Now that was a muffy dickpherson that stuck.

by Marshall tucker November 6, 2021

Muffy

When you got a mix of weed, rolling papers, and semi-burnt weed. A good way to recycle a ruined joint by simply tossing the filter and re-grinding the remaining weed and packing that shit into a bowl or bong

"You got the tree?"
"Yeah but the joint got wet, so I grinded it up into muffy, we just gonna smoke that
"Bet, pack the pipe"

by tangudgaf February 15, 2022

muffy bitch

What you get called in the torchys parking lot by some drunk old trailer trash lady trying to pull out of her parking spot while you're so-called "in the way"

"GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU STUPID MUFFY BITCH!"

by Wakebitchez October 6, 2016