mouse

The perfect companion for an Ilsa. Also known as a Richard or a Rhaha.

Lonely sad girl: Aw, I wish I had a mouse.
Lindsay: I have one! He's cute and horny all the time. ^^
Little girl: My mommy says she hates mice, we have them in our house.
Lindsay: NO! FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOMMY!

by Lindsay Rose December 13, 2007

mouse

an act of female masturbation

i had a real good mouse last night

by big jon cannon January 20, 2005

mouse

a person in any context.

me: what up mouse

you: just chillin and grillin, how about them mouses are they coming over?

by fisk mastre April 29, 2009

moused

when you have been fucked over or screwed by someone else...with our without knowing it...

John got two tickets from the police, he got his ass moused bad...

by theman1968 March 12, 2010

mouse

nickname for small block chevy

by lambe October 25, 2003

mouse

a very small stupid animal good for a daily diet

mouse

by gyddvhevfhuebhuevfhjvfbhevfhuv November 10, 2009

mousing

the act of a woman secretly pulling their clitoral hood

Jane was fumbling in her pockets i knew she was mousing

by chimp1886 February 28, 2008