Mouse

A small toy that you can stick your dick in.

Dude 1"Dude, I found this mouse, what do I do with it?"
Dude 2"Dude, you stick your dick in it."
Dude 1"Wouldn't that kill..."
Dude 2"STICK YOUR DICK IN IT!"

by Plunger Lover August 28, 2019

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by mousemousemousemouse December 14, 2019

Mouse

mickey the fucking mouse, you cant run nor hide.

did you see the Mouse horror movie?

by icebladesamurai October 13, 2020

Mouse

A person, typically a female , who is shy and timid in the public but when you get them home they are sexually Wild and crazy in the bedroom.

The woman I met in the bar last night was a mouse.

by Great Imagination November 22, 2020

MOUSE

THERE'S A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE

MOUSE IN HOUSE MOUSE IN HOUSE

by CatMan3 February 24, 2021

Mouse

The two mice were in the creme, the first one drowned, and the second one ket struggling until it vhurned the creme into butter and crawled out until it could walk. So it didn't walk on water, but it did make it out of something that was liquid, until it could walk on solid ground again.

One thing is certain when all else seems uncertain if you don't keep struggling, you will be the mouse that drowns. You sink or you swim intil you can walk again, and once you can walk again, you start to have options of what to do and what not to do. Life is worth losing, so the worst case scenario is you end up the mouse that drowns or geys sick. Is that really the horror story the media tries to make it seem to be?

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021

Mouse

A tiny little fiend who cannot get enough of cheese

That mouse is a fiend

by WankMeOff6969 May 30, 2021