mooby

The fictional cow mascot of the McDonald's-like kiddie restaurants from Kevin Smith's "askewniverse"

Mooby gets perforated with a shotgun in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

by r00fles April 24, 2003

Mossyjaw

A well aged, but not old, vagina that one encounters once in his/her lifetime. A distinct smell accompanies you and your belongings for an indefinite amount of time, usually days but if your lucky, weeks. Mossyjaw has been studied and test results have conclusively returned the following: 1) The fragrance/odor can't be removed with scrubbing pad and detergent alone. BLEACH MUST be used with the recipe. 2) Some may encounter post traumatic stress disorders after experiencing a good batch of the M-jaw (street slang). 3) If properly handled Mossyjaw can be a positive and life changing event in one's life.

I didn't see it coming, but just as her panties came down I understood with contentment that I was all up into some Mossyjaw. I scrubbed the next day for hours but that stuff wouldn't come-off, even with ajax and sos pad! M-jaw for life!

by Kalibama December 25, 2009

Moby huge

A really highly impractical big ass dildo that can't fit in any normal humans ass or whatever the fuck part you put a dildo in

The moby huge is a 3-foot dildo which is a really highly impractical size no normal human can fit a Moby huge in whatever part that you use a dildo on

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 26, 2018

Mosyndrical

A term used to describe an amazingly cool and awesome situation or idea. It can be used to describe people, parties and even objects.

"The beer sucked but the party was mosyndrical!"

by Jacoby Reinhardt April 18, 2010

Moby Dickin

Failure to cast a big net to catch a prospective partner. By focusing all your effort on a single love interest and fail with no contingency plan. Like Captain Ahab obsessing over only one whale, you too can fuck up a romantic courting.

I was so into getting with this chick but I massive failed, I was Moby Dickin it.

by The_Big_Aristotle April 7, 2011

Moby Dicking

When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.

I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.

by goyo May 21, 2016

Mr. Moseby

The absolute GOAT. Manager of the Tipton Hotel in New York City, he formerly managed the S.S Tipton and the Tipton Hotel in Boston. Played by Phil Lewis a.k.a the best actor to ever grace Disney Channel with his presence (who incidentally killed a girl while being intoxicated in the 1990s). Mr. Moseby is often seen as uptight but in reality, he's incredibly compassionate and caring. He's 5' 6"

"Damn son you lookin' like Mr. Moseby with those knee socks."

"Do you want AM or FM?" demanded Mr. Moseby

by TheJuneKunHater April 7, 2020