morning wood effect

In parallel thinking to the butterfly effect, this is not knowing what will happen when trying something new for the very first time. Like taking a piss with morning wood, you can never predict where or what direction your piss will go.

Like when NASA first had astronauts in space, they had no idea if they would come back alive until they did it.
Those scientists could only rely on the morning wood effect to be in their favor.

by Devil's Workshop Industries April 17, 2014

morning wood wizard

Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness

Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.

Z: Dude, i hear Ben is a morning wood wizard
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead

by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017

Shaving The Morning Wood

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection

"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"

by very hot man January 10, 2020

morning wood struggle

When you wake up relaxed on a weekend morning relaxed with no plans except your morning wood. Do you go through the effort to get up, dressed, and find someone to help you take care of it or just jerk off alone?

This guy is really hot and I bet the sex would be great, but is it worth the hassle to get up and go over? Curse the morning wood struggle, I'll just jerk off alone.

by RCtrlZ September 20, 2020

morning wood lifting

Lifting morning wood with you closest friend/friends usually occurring around dawn.

Hey Ruby, I'm busy doing morning wood lifting with Alex. Talk to you later

by Lifterofyee May 27, 2016

morning wood denial

This is when a lady refuses to have sex with her, even though he has a full on morning wood!

Lisa gave Jon morning wood denial, after having fought the night before!

by guyfawkes74 January 3, 2010

Sap O' The Morning Wood

Sap O' The Morning Wood basically refers to when you try to piss with morning wood. Needless to say, it's splashy, messy, and downright humiliating if someone uses the toilet after you.

Sap O' The Morning Wood is also known as Yellow Fire Hose, Anti-Air, The Bear Grylls Windmill and Gold On The Ceiling.

I woke up with a stiffy and experienced some Sap O' The Morning Wood.

by Obloid July 1, 2014