Moose

A large, ungainly girl (tall, well built than fat) who appears a bit dumb and/or clutzy, not particulary attractive. Or perhaps a girl who is a bit too big to be completely feminine, like Kimora Lee Simmons. Basically a girl whose physical presence is vaguely reminiscent of that hulking, slow-witted animal, the moose, which lacks the grace of something like a stag.

That girl is a real moose!

by ManofG February 7, 2009

Moose

To Moose - a verb used to describe a sexual act in which a man places both thumbs in the anus of a female and spreads his other fingers wide over her butt cheeks. The resulting effect resembles moose antlers.

Pat: "I cant believe you moosed that stripper in the back of the limo"

Jake: "Her ass was in my face the whole time she was giving you head, what else was I suppose to do?"

by the only tigger December 9, 2008

Moose

A tired, typically quiet person, especially one who has consumed large amounts of water

"He wouldn't say anything - just kept chugging water. He's such a moose."

by Phoebe Buffay April 19, 2006

Moose

a weapon in counterstrike

i got the moose....do you?

by one slick german October 15, 2003

Moose

1. To become inebriated.
2. To have sex.

1.
"Moosin' on the moose juice."
"Dude, you were moosed like a caboose."
"Once the moose is loose, you can't goose the noose."
"Hey man, don't be a moose noose."
2.
"I moosed that papoose like a zeus moose."

by Devin Conathan December 26, 2004

Moose

The host of Noggin.
The Chad of all Moose

Moose: It's gonna be a fantastic day!
Kids: (let's play!)
Moose: Everybody Shout Hooray!
Kids: (Hooray!)
Moose: I'm using my Noggin Today!
Kids: (Oh Yeah!)
Moose: I'm Using My Noggin Today!

by WaterSun December 22, 2019

Moose

A male's sperm. OR, moosed, the action of cumming.

There was a lot of moose in the bathroom stall.

When Tina walked by, Jon moosed in his jeans!

by fir3wing September 1, 2011