Moose

A Women who is one grade lower then a slut. Just as slutty, only uglier, usually fat/geeky.

Packing pounds and guys like that she sure has become a real moose!

by MrSirDudeGuyHommieManWay August 12, 2010

Moose

To Moose - a verb used to describe a sexual act in which a man places both thumbs in the anus of a female and spreads his other fingers wide over her butt cheeks. The resulting effect resembles moose antlers.

Pat: "I cant believe you moosed that stripper in the back of the limo"

Jake: "Her ass was in my face the whole time she was giving you head, what else was I suppose to do?"

by the only tigger December 05, 2008

Moose

A tired, typically quiet person, especially one who has consumed large amounts of water

"He wouldn't say anything - just kept chugging water. He's such a moose."

by Phoebe Buffay March 22, 2006

Moose

1. To become inebriated.
2. To have sex.

1.
"Moosin' on the moose juice."
"Dude, you were moosed like a caboose."
"Once the moose is loose, you can't goose the noose."
"Hey man, don't be a moose noose."
2.
"I moosed that papoose like a zeus moose."

by Devin Conathan December 27, 2004

Moose

a weapon in counterstrike

i got the moose....do you?

by one slick german October 15, 2003

Moose

A tall hansome hot af guy from Canada

Kathryn: Fuck Moose is so hot omg
Lucy: Ummmmmm who is Moose??
Jasmin: I think she's talking about the new guy from Canada
Kathryn: Hell yeah I am

by Jasmina .R July 26, 2018

Moose

A male's sperm. OR, moosed, the action of cumming.

There was a lot of moose in the bathroom stall.

When Tina walked by, Jon moosed in his jeans!

by fir3wing August 30, 2011