Moon Gooning

Similar to gooning;

Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.

Often completed in groups.

Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.

Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.

Oh man, me and the boys are gonna go Moon Gooning this weekend. You should totally come, my dad's gonna be there!

by OsbourneLord November 19, 2023

Moon gooning

A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon

Hey me and the guys are going moon gooning tonight, wanna join in?

by Zobo the clown January 15, 2024

Moon Gooning

A spiritual ritual where an individual will consume Peyote, cover themselves in elk or buffalo blood, and proceed to goon in the moonlight while wearing an elk, buffalo or moose skull, with the goal of achieving spiritual enlightenment and to convene with the spirits.

I am 10 hours into a Moon Gooning session and I don't know where the fuck I am.

by Chad, Slayer of Thots March 14, 2024

Moon Gooning

Taking Peyote with a group of native Americans in the woods and edging until gooning.

Hey Jim want to go to the bar?

Sorry I can’t I’m going moon gooning with the natives.

by Moon gooner November 19, 2023

Moon Gooning

when you wait till mid night, kill an elk with a tribe of native Americans, take it's head and put it on top of yours, cover yourself in its blood, and begin edging your self under the stars.
all the while shit faced of Peyote.

Me and eagle eye are gonna go down to the river bed and begin moon gooning

by eagle eye532 November 19, 2023

Moon Gooning

When you’re in the starfish position edging yourself under the moon and stargazing

Bro I did some moon gooning last night and it’s the most fun you can have by youself.

by Flash99 December 6, 2023

Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning (mūn gūn-eeng), verb: to go on a ridiculous event with friends in an American Western setting involving violence and/or drugs and alcohol at night

Me and the boys got some blunts and whiskey with the Native Americans and went moon gooning!

by JSodaPop November 19, 2023