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White Mohawk

When a dozen men ejaculate into a woman's hair, and mold it into a mohawk, and then dick slap her violently in the face for good measure.
God, I'm so jealous of Stacey's new haircut. She's got a white mohawk!!
by The Ishi October 7, 2007
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Opposite Mohawk

When a man (or woman) has hair on the sides of their head, but not in the middle/on the top. Usually because of hair loss, but sometimes because of bad hair cuts, or football season and/or camp.
Becca: Dude, check out that man. EPIC opposite mohawk going on.

Micaela: HAHA that's hilarious!

or

John: Dude! Yesterday at football practice, I got attacked by the other guys and a hair clipper! Now I have an opposite mohawk!

Kevin: That sucks bro. Just shave it all off.
by abeccap April 6, 2011
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French Mohawk

When a woman has pubic hair that starts from the top of her belly button and goes all the way to her asshole. The overall length of the hairs on the sides are short where the middle has been left to grow out.
Skyler: Hey you hook up with that girl last night?
Dan: No, I was going to but she had a french mohawk growing.
Skyler: Hahaha classy
by SDWilson June 29, 2011
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Cat's Mohawk

–noun, plural -Cat Mohawks, ( especially collectively ) -hawk.

When a female's pubic hair is arranged in a small tuft and shaped into a common mohawk. The mohawk is similar to a landing strip, but more vertically stylish. Save for the mohawk, the rest of the area is shaved.
"Dude, Alicia totally has a Cat's Mohawk."

"That's awesome! Did she spike it?"

"Obviously."
by THE INVENTOR! March 4, 2011
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mofohawk

Contraction of mull-fauxhawk, a hairstyle that combines a fauxhawk and a mullet.
L-train hipsters with mofohawks ironically sipping Pabst bought with Daddy's credit card.
by artslut June 7, 2005
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mohawk college

The "#1 rated college in the GHTA" because of the surveys they shove down their students' throats. Home to possibly the most unoriginal school mascot ever, Mo the hawk.
Employer: "Oh, you went to Mohawk College? Sorry but you don't qualify for the position."
by Labraderp September 13, 2017
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Mohawk

A small town located in Upstate New York. Where there is nothing to do but drink mass amounts of cheap beer such as keystone light and genny on your local back road or in a field. A fine place where without fail at least 20 kids will be hungover for work everyday of the week.
:Hey what are you doing tonight
:I dont know, mohawks so boring,what are going to do?
:Well the day ends in Y, so lets buy a 30 pack and drink it at the play ground.
by Nicole "C-NoTe" July 26, 2006
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