media haze

confusion either induced by the media or from which the media suffers; when the media obfuscates rather than enlightens.

I hope and pray that the American people can cut through the endless media haze and partisan nonsense and finally pick some responsible and intelligent leaders.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 4, 2007

Media Rape

When someone tries to show videos or play music when literally no one else in the room cares about said video or music.

My ears need a break. I just got done hanging out with Ben and he media raped us hard.

by TKFromAntioch May 1, 2015

Pure Media

Quite possibly the most revolutionary medium of communication you have ever believed to have existed, in this plain of existence or any other. Pure Media takes many forms, and has countless branches, divisions, and collectives under it's dominion. Pure Media is limitless. Pure Media is omnipotent. Pure Media can, and will take the nation by storm. Pure Media wants to be your friend. Pure Media has people everywhere. Pure Media's ultimate aspiration is the completion of a Box Set. In simpler terms, it is the greatest media amalgamation of all time. Pure Media lives on.

Horace: "What is that you're working on so diligently?"
Virgil: "I'm translating Biggie Smalls Juicy into Latin, for the sake of Pure Media."
Horace: "Yeish, of course!"

by lolcat says lol November 30, 2011

buoyancy media

Buoyancy Media are a creative digital marketing business based in Manchester. Working with numerous company's all of different sizes throughout the UK.

I am going to use Buoyancy Media to advertise my company.
I am looking for a company to be in charge of my SEO, I think I will use Buoyancy Media

by auser123 December 19, 2013

social media gangster

Someone who goes around talking shit over social media only to be a wanksta in real life and runs away at first sight of conflict a.k.a S.M.G

Jon talks a lot of crap on Facebook but he's just a social media gangster

by Your scruffiness June 26, 2014

VLC media player

VLC is a free and open source cross-platform multimedia player and framework that plays most multimedia files as well as DVDs, Audio CDs, VCDs, and various streaming protocols. It is the most chad media player to exist and anyone who says otherwise (especially people who are named TJ) are very wrong.

"Hey, what media player do you use on PC?"

"I use VLC media player"

"VLC, gross"

"Shut up TJ"

by Sunflower Man January 1, 2021

media

A massive form of "prepackaged" truths, meant to suppress the potential intellect and creativity from an already empty society. as well as "help" mold young impressionable minds into the next generation of sleepy shoppers...

the sad truth is that there are:
-1500 newspapers
-1100 magazines,
-9000 radio stations
-1500 TV stations
- and 2400 different publishers in "america"... ALL of them owned by 6 corporations... what ever happened to freedom of press? how can any "news" be reliable when the people who report the news have nothing dollar signs in there eyes...

the last thing these greedy monsters want is for people to think for themselves, once we start to think, we start to question... once we start to question, we start to see the lies... once we see the lies...this whole facade crumbles like a house of cards in the wind, and all your left with is just a little man with a really big god complex.

Now that you've had a peek behind the curtain it is your responsibility to open your eyes, tear down this stage that's been built around us and demand
answers.

-You are not the first, you wont be the last.

-The answers are out there, the truth is never lost.. it may go through periods of "sleep" if you would, harder to get a hold; but never lost.
-This is the day, the day of your first awakening. -From this point forward there is no turning back, No more closing your eyes to the truth, to the atrocities, to the injustice. This is the first day of the rest of your life. Your mind is the most powerful tool in the universe, the only thing that you can truly call your own, and these dirty snakes are trying to take it away from us. Today is the day you start working towards your true potential.. question everything; if there is nothing to hide, there's no reason to hide the question

-Its in your hands now.... pay it forward.

..and when in doubt, just remember.. the average male produces 545 Billion sperm cells in his life, and usually only a single sperm can fertilize the egg..... just take a minute to truly soak in everything it actually took for you (you) to be sitting here today.... astronomical.

-you are never alone..

(media)

by yourstruly; the sightless seer November 17, 2013