Mommy

my lovely mother who loves us all you never know when you will need your mom so make sure to nearly get in fights with her. Why? because she went threw 9 shitty months holding you in her stomach and when it was your time to come she had a 50/50 chance of dying because of you. So next time you scream at your mother, remember she went threw hell to bring you in this work and so you can be here today and read this

girl: UGH MOM! I HATE YOU

mommy: I almost died for you

girl: sorry mommy

by username was taken by a brat May 19, 2020

Mommy

(1) Dude that's not a thing 🙄
(2) Someone who was pregnant with you for 9 months, gave birth to you, breastfed you, took care of you, and loved you

(1) Again, not a thing
(2) Mommy: Aww I love you so much sweetie
You: Eww get away from me boomer you've done nothing for me
Mommy: Scuse me!?

by I'mABitchI'mABoss May 11, 2021

Mommy

your mommy is very pregnant, so you have to choices, stay and drown in a house full of period blood or run from the evil pregnant monster

ah! mommy’s pregnant, run!

by my socks are wet August 7, 2018

mommy

look at this dude ur mom must be dumb you don't have half a brain cell if you dont know what mommy means

me: look at this dude ur mom must be dumb you do not have half of a brain cell if you dont know what mommy means
you: stop laughing or i'm going to go to your house to beat you
me: you fight me you dont even know what mommy means i thought you can beat me
after the fight
you: at the doctor

by liyuistupidandefiessanismart May 15, 2021

Mommy

BCUDDLE

BCUDDLE is mommy.

by BCUDDLE May 8, 2018

Mommy

You know Mila? Yeah, her.

Oh my god, I want Mommy to rearrange my insides so bad!

by SookiSock March 7, 2021

Mommy

This apply's if your a sub because well it's a lady that's a top.

mommy
yes my sub

by acacaacjvnfjje443545ty6u75 March 16, 2021