Blanket Misanthrope 

Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.

Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.

Blanket Misanthrope by luck_20 January 2, 2024

selective misanthrope 

Much like a regular misanthrope except it's hatred or mistrust over most of mankind instead of all of mankind in general.

MAN 1:How can your girlfriend love you? She's a misanthrope!

MAN 2: No, she's a selective misanthrope, there's a difference.

selective misanthrope by Wolf bitch February 10, 2025

The New Misanthropy 

A novel condition in which the sufferer looks upon approaching human beings as threats, just for breathing, and wants them to burn in hell.

What was this moron, this utter fool, coming toward her with his mouth covered and his fucking nostrils exposed?! He was human scum, a killer, and the sight of him filled her with revulsion. At one time she might have found him attractive. But now? Now she wanted to smash him, hard, but that would entail proximity, the last thing she'd ever want to share with another person. She knew she'd contracted The New Misanthropy, but it was a damn sight better than Covid.

The New Misanthropy by Monkey's Dad February 10, 2021