minty chode

A fresh dick that is wide but small

Hey guys look at cale over there he has a minty chode.

by Minty guy May 22, 2023

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minty burrito

the minty burrito is where a girl is chewing peppermint gum and simultaneously giving a guy a blow job. She fits the gum over his dick and finishes him off , creating a cum/gum bubble. She continues to chew the gum.

Dude, I got Tracy to give me a minty burrito yesterday at the party.

Gnarly.

by The_Scar_Master November 13, 2011

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Minty Spicy

The act of sticking a stick of Burt’s bees lip balm into your ass and then shitting it out

Carter: I just gave my self a minty spicy
Tukas: Dumb Nga

by Cshep0201 May 3, 2023

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minty tingle

a tingle that is minty

bro did you see how minty that minty tingle was?

by poperoni304 September 15, 2023

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Minty Magoo

To coat one's penis in mint-flavoured ice, and then thrust it into the vagina of an aroused female.

She wis pure agape when he took her wi' the old Minty Magoo unsuspectin' like.

by Grey Kenshin Sucka August 15, 2006

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Fresh'n Minty

Before receiving oral sex masturbate with toothpaste so that way you will have a minty fresh feeling down there all day and the person giving oral will really appreciate it.

Malik: "Hey do you have any toothpaste?"

Brody: "Yeah. Why?"

Malik: "I gotta get fresh'n minty for this date."

Brody: "Gimme my toothpaste dude, you're soo geyyyy."

by maczofri01 January 24, 2011

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