Mansfield

A town full of drug dealing black people. Between the bank robberies and the shootouts, we can barely afford our own sports programs. We are gay and like men. Go Foxboro.

Mansfield doesn't know how to party.

by Gerbon Maggowen May 19, 2011

Midfield, TX

Midfield is an unincorporated community in Matagorda County, Texas, United States. Although it is unincorporated, Midfield has a post office, with the ZIP code of 77458. It is known as a four way stop going to someplace else and it has a bar, a hotel, a Post Office, a church, a community center, and a volunteer fire department. Midfield is also characterized by having a shitload of trailer houses. Midfield is close to the cities of Bay City, El Campo, Palacios, and Edna and is approximately a hour and 30 minutes southwest of Houston, TX.

Guy 1: Dude, remember when we were on that road trip and we passed through Midfield, TX?
Guy 2: Dude, it was only a four way stop. Chill out.

by Someone Midfield Used to Know December 5, 2012

Minefield

Another name for either a front yard, back yard, city park, nature trail, or any other outdoor places littered with dog shit that the owners didn't pick up, minefields are especially dangerous when the dog shit is hard to spot immediately, or when it's dark out

Go clean up the dog's crap, it's a god damn minefield out there!

by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

mansfield

Small town in Southern Mass where all the kids think their the toughtest shit around but only think so to make up the mass amounts of slutty, bitchy girls, and their steriod pumpin, small penised boyfriends. They interbreed with each other because no one else in the world likes them and the results of said breeding produce raw meat....

Person 1: Hey man I heard there's a party in Mansfield tonight!
Person 2: Not unless I want to beat the shit out of loser guys who think their tough, or get an STD!
Person 3: I would rather eat dog shit than go to Mansfield

by Jake160 May 14, 2008

Mansfield

Unit of Measurement for Awesomeness equal to that of 1/10 Gonzalez's

Guy: Wow, that was so cool it was like 10 Gonzalez's!
Girl: More like 102 Mansfields!
Gonzalez's.

by The Big Gonzo March 16, 2009

Medfield

town about 30 or 40 minutes from boston. supposedly good schools but in reality they suck. there scores are only good because the kids here are very dedicated and hard working but the school and its teachers suck balls. Mostly middle class...some very rich people...and in wilkins glen is nice projects some very poor people and pretty diverse...very boring town...looks good on outside but actually everybody goes to parties, gets drunk, and gets high

Medfield has no train or bus so we never get out of this fuckn town.

by RayRayRayRay April 12, 2008

Medfield, MA

A town that is overall extremely boring. Kids attempt to act tough even though they've lived in the queer town their entire life and have only been to attractive parts of the city. Ask a local Medfielder if they've have ever seen a place like Mattapan they will probably whimper "Matta what?". Kids also consider a local apartment development called Wilkins Glen as "the ghetto" even though it isn't a very bad place to live at all. There is nothing to do in Medfield unless your a fat and would like to visit one of there numerous under rated pizza shops. Oh, and don't forget you can always walk "uptown" and have lots of fun with your friends. Medfield is truly one of the most boring towns in metro Boston. I am not hating on Medfield but it's the truth. On the bright side the school system is great.....supposedly, even though most of the teachers are gay or are retarted in some other way. The only real thing to do in Medfield is to play sports. Luckily the old people of this town are cool so playing bingo with them is a viable option in a search to find something to do.

Guy From Boston: "Where are you from"
Preppy Guy from Medfield, MA: "Oh, the quaint little town of Medfield"
Guy: "Where the fuck is that"

by masshole215 December 20, 2012