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Website Midwife

Noun: a person that produces or aids in producing a new website.
I love your new site. It has excellent search engine placement, loads quick, great graphics…who’s your website midwife?
by AL!CE @ i Birth websites March 7, 2010
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When your going through a mid-life crisis in middle school. But homework, bullies, romance, toxic friends, identity crisis, and school are your biggest problems
Middle school Mid Life Crisis also known as MSMLC.

Bobby: Man, life really sucks sometimes I think I'm going through a middle school mid-life crisis.

Nate: dude, I get it but why don't you just shorten it by saying MSMLC.

Bobby: you must be going through one to if you feel the need to shorten all the long words you use.
by Angel the assassin July 17, 2021
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shark midwifery

When a vampire bites a woman's uterus open to get the child she cannot push out alone during labor.
Twilight Fan #1: I think the shark midwifery that Edward pulled on Bella in Breaking Dawn was so sweet! He'd do anything for her!
Twilight Fan #2: Really? I thought it was fucking disgusting.
by JuicyJuicer November 28, 2009
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ModLife

A site designed to bring fans & bands closer together. in other words, its an online community that helps overly fanatic ppl stalk bands such as Angels & Airwaves
if there is a modcam on ModLife
MBer1: Showercam!!!!
MBer2: Oh god i just creamed my pants
by LupiLuvsTom April 8, 2009
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Midwife

Slut that a gentleman bangs between wives.
You know that high class dude ain't gonna keep bangin' that stank ho forever. She's just a midwife.
by doktorj October 26, 2014
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Midwife

A person, usually a woman who dragged out the baby from the pregnant woman's vagina.
"The midwife is sticking her fingers in to reach the baby's head"
by iamtiredandshouldgotobed February 1, 2010
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Midliner

The person who paints the double yellow lines down the middle of the road.
Gordo: "Hey Bif, you ever think about who puts the lines in the middle of the road?"

Bif: "Oh, you mean the midliner."
by Anse Bundren October 5, 2009
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