University of New Mexico

Referred to by students as the "University Near Mom". Most of the population consists of kids who graduated from Albuquerque High Schools and get free college for staying in New Mexico. Free college is kind of a win. UNM's basketball stadium, The Pit, is one of the rowdiest ever! And.. there is the Lobos biggest fan, a middle aged bald man who is tatted up and was recently arrested for trying to buy sex from an undercover cop. Gotta love the colorful crowd of Lobo fans. We hard. Going to UNM means that you have top notch food choices a.k.a. all the chile you could possibly want. However, all the out of state kids never fully appreciate it and whine about it because they're little bitches with irritable bowel syndrome. Lots of athletes like to come to New Mexico and moan that there is nothing to do...But they need to take a hike!!!! through the beautiful Sandia mountains with the beautiful girls of Albuquerque who are gracious ambassadors of their city. A lot of the kids who get free college, however, lose their lottery scholarships drop out and become wasteoids who still party with high schoolers. Just by going to UNM, you get mad street cred. However, cops here are super wack and partying is all the time, but very on the DL.
So, don't rip your pants when you have to jump over a fence dragging your drunk ass friend behind you. Get on that Rapid Ride the day after...go to college...and then go buy yourself a breakfast burrito.

I'm going to the University of New Mexico because I don't have to pay anything, I like bomb ass food, enjoy people of hispanic origin, like getting cursed out at sporting events, and enjoy spending time with like 20,000 other students who I probably went to high school with. EVERYONE's a LOBO. woof woof WOOOF.

by Chacciii August 28, 2010

New Mexico Tech

A school in Socorro known for lack of girls, high nerd rate, frequency of masturbation, and for its total awesomeness.

I'm going to Tech!

Tech suscks.
You're not smart enough to go to Tech! You can't even spell "sucks."

Tech is awesome.

by NM Rox March 12, 2005

Vivo Mexico

If you've ever woken up and thought to yourself "i want to chew through a cement block and use a rusty nail to pick my teeth" then you're halfway to understanding the ideal that is vivo mexico. A drink, a dip, an invention by minds far greater than mine. In its most simple, physical form it is a 1/2 shot of jose cuervo (regular of especial) tequila and a 1/2 shot of tostito's chunky salsa. It goes down about as smooth as a handful of glass shards and tastes about as good as a turd wrapped in a kleenex.

But it is more than the drink. Vivo Mexico is a mentality required by the man whose BAC is never below .08. To kick a night off with a vivo mexico you either have to have more balls than the Iceman Chuck Lidell or have down syndrome; and either way you know you're going to have a good time. If by the end of the night you've hidden behind a bush in flight from a giant ogre, pissed in a water fountain, smoked more hookah than the caterpillar in alice in wonderland, were too numb to notice when you put the blunt out on your hand and couldnt get your dick hard enough to have sex with the fatty on the third floor--send out a special thanks to Vivo Mexico. When being a man just isn't enough. Vivo will make you an ultra-man

Note - Invented on the campus of UNC - Chapel Hill

Variations on the vivo mexico shot include

Vivo Mexico Dirty - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + whipping cream

Vivo Mexico Clean - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + listerine

Vivo Mexico Round 2 - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + spitting it all up and then drinking it again

vivo mexico is illegal in 13 countries

by vivo mexico October 26, 2005

New Mexico Tech

some times abbreviated as NMT
the place with the highest nerd to normal rate on the planet, including NASA.

Hi, I'm from Tech

Yes, I've noticed the lack of social skills, body odor, and Star Trek collectors edition Phaser

by Baron_von_Awesome March 29, 2005

Mexident

A traffic accident involving a (usually illegal) immigrant from Mexico who was driving recklessly and does not carry insurance - and usually not a license, for that matter - leaving you stuck with the whole bill even though it was not your fault.

I got stuck with a caved in passenger door and a $1500 shop tab after that Mexident coming back from the store.

by incog5nito April 19, 2009

mexicon

a mexicon is a type of hat you pass around for work related con donations.

it is arturo`s final day, someone should pass around the mexicon and organise a present, everybody claps

by the real antay September 21, 2009

Viva México cabrones

An informal phrase used by mexicans to show pride towards Mexico. It could be translated literally, for lack of a better translation, as "Long live Mexico assholes". The last word (cabrones) does not translates correctly as assholes, as it may have a vast array of meanings depending on the country and the context it is used in (see the cabron article in UD for more information). In this context, the term cabrones is generally used in a non-derrogatory manner to express the grittiness of the people to whom the phrase is said to. This phrase (and others starting with viva) may be answered with another "Viva".

Person 1 - Hey guys, did you hear? The mexican football team just won the match.
Person 2 - ¡A huevo! ¡Viva México cabrones!
All - ¡Viva!

by cdcerecedo November 6, 2017