Definitions by incog5nito

Soggy Burrito 

Derogatory nickname for Augie Garrido, long-time head coach of the University of Texas baseball team.

Soggy Burrito is famous for playing small ball and getting arrested for drunk driving at the cow college of austin.

Soggy Burrito by IncoG5nito June 22, 2009

Mexident 

A traffic accident involving a (usually illegal) immigrant from Mexico who was driving recklessly and does not carry insurance - and usually not a license, for that matter - leaving you stuck with the whole bill even though it was not your fault.

I got stuck with a caved in passenger door and a $1500 shop tab after that Mexident coming back from the store.

Mexident by incog5nito April 19, 2009