metro sexuality 

when a straight guy acts gay
a guy who:
1. straightens his hair
2. wears designer clothes
3. listens to pop
4. has a voice a little bit higher than the average male
5. you would mistake for a gay, but is actually 100% straight
6. someone who gets pissed off very easily (emotional)
7. cries a lot
8. hangs out with girls
9. brags about hanging out with male friends
10. goes to the mall a lot
11. edits pictures on picnik

okay, so you're not gay, you aren't bi, but how could you be straight? there's only one reason for this! you have a metro sexuality

that guy in skinny jeans dancing to justin timberlake has a metro sexuality

metro sexuality by hellosunshine11 March 27, 2009

Metrosexual 

A male who looks like he's gay, but bangs chicks, not dicks.

David Beckham is a very famous metrosexual

Metrosexual by orangelc October 16, 2010

Metrosexual 

attraction to trains

Dude A: yo fam, im such a metrosexual, i would fuck a train

Metrosexual by BeamoFan February 28, 2018

Metrosexual 

A man that cares about his self image and is most likely into more feminine ideas than the average dude. He'll more than likely make a better lady friend than most other men.
1. He's into man sculpting, and shaving everything but maybe his legs.
2. He goes to a salon instead of a barber.
3. He probably drives a coupe, or a sport hatch, never a truck.
4. He takes time to manicure himself and puts on cologne everyday.
5. He has style and may wear button-up shirts on off-work days, and likes Euro brand clothing thats tight fitting. He's also into wearing male jewelry.
6. His music taste may be classy or hip.
7. He's mainly a light drinker and will drink wine over beer.
8. He's more than likely into multiple arts.
9. He probably doesn't care for Sports, unless it's Volleyball or Tennis.
10. He's most likely into recreational activities.

Man that guy won't hang with us to grab a beer and talk sports. I wonder if he's..., nah man he's just Metrosexual.

Metrosexual by Shapeshifter89 April 22, 2017

geo metrosexual 

intrinsic definition of metrosexual, an idiomatic obfuscation of asexual or sexual in any manner about which one is confused or ashamed.

emotional dishonesty+cheap shoes=geo metrosexual

geo metrosexual by lexicali slim September 21, 2009

metrosexually transmitted disease 

Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.

I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.

metrosexually transmitted disease by HobieKopek June 5, 2009

metrosexual 

When a blind person thinks you're straight, and a deaf person thinks you're gay.

My grandma told me I look gay, but my sister told her I'm just metrosexual.

metrosexual by a humble sage January 7, 2010