Mesa

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by sosa422 November 3, 2023

Mesa Sex

When one is to have sexual intercourse when they say they are gay, like people of the same gender but in reality they are a closeted straight person who says they are gay or lesbian for the title of it. They aren’t actually gay or lesbian.

I can’t wait to have hot steamy gay sex with you, wait your straight?!?! YOU TRIED TO TRICK ME INTO HAVING MESA SEX YOU MONSTER!

Gabe walked up to his girl but heard her yapping. “I’m like only lesbian for the aesthetic you know? I’m actually straight” thats when Gabe knew… he was dealing with someone really skilled in Mesa Sex

by BigBilly3469 January 24, 2024

black mesa blowjob

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)

me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"

by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025

FERNANDO MESA

A person who is deeply in love with saying brainrot to a point that they say it in every sentence and cannot stop leading to them needing immense therapy.

Ethan: Bro no sigma male. Jackson: Shut the fuck up you are FERNANDO MESAing

by Mattystram April 7, 2025

Mesa Redonda

Polite way of referring to a booty call. In some instances it may confuse the recipient due to the possible differences in language, however, this may be beneficial. Be sure to use it to your advantage.

Usually applied to fellow classmates.

Why would you turn in your mesa redonda to that guy? He has no swag

by GLUMBRE August 6, 2011

Mesa

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by sosa422 November 2, 2023

Mesa

Mesa is a lonely table she has no love life at all but her friends are the best people ever Mesa is a real hoe she’s also a fucking whore so watch out boys if your name is Jake RUN

Mesa really needs proactive

Mesa is a table hoe

by Samthecooldad69 April 23, 2018