Mesa Sex

When one is to have sexual intercourse when they say they are gay, like people of the same gender but in reality they are a closeted straight person who says they are gay or lesbian for the title of it. They aren’t actually gay or lesbian.

I can’t wait to have hot steamy gay sex with you, wait your straight?!?! YOU TRIED TO TRICK ME INTO HAVING MESA SEX YOU MONSTER!

Gabe walked up to his girl but heard her yapping. “I’m like only lesbian for the aesthetic you know? I’m actually straight” thats when Gabe knew… he was dealing with someone really skilled in Mesa Sex

by BigBilly3469 January 25, 2024

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luis de mesa

ghosting everything including ur course for 2 whole months

hey bro did you just luis de mesa the shit out of med bio? damn

by chloeburbankxx June 17, 2022

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Zoe Mesa

Black Mesa, but under constant explosion.

*Something explodes, or catches fire*
Everyone: This is a true Zoe Mesa moment.

by d3911 March 14, 2021

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black mesa blowjob

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)

me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"

by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025

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Mesa

A cold calculated gentleman. A loyal bro but once you cross him he's coming for blood and he's not afraid to unlock that black Airforce energy. Don't fuck with his money or bitches if you're not ready to get jumped by a one man gang.

M1: How did Jeff break his leg?
M2: He stepped on Mesa's shoe and didn't apologize.

by Georgie143765 November 22, 2021

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