A world-famous beverage named after the great Larry "Vodka Breath" Merchant, former HBO Boxing commentator.
Regularly consumed amongst the global glitterati, it consists of two fingers of vodka dry and straight, traditionally served in a mustard glass. Usually runs you about $14.00 depending on the establishment.
Drink it between rounds.
Regularly consumed amongst the global glitterati, it consists of two fingers of vodka dry and straight, traditionally served in a mustard glass. Usually runs you about $14.00 depending on the establishment.
Drink it between rounds.
"Would you like The Larry Merchant? You may get vodka breath but just have a mint."
"Barkeep! I'd like a Larry Merchant."
"Did you make sure everybody finished their Larry Merchants? The match is about to startz"
"Barkeep! I'd like a Larry Merchant."
"Did you make sure everybody finished their Larry Merchants? The match is about to startz"
by TommyBoySelleck February 05, 2017
Cyril and Billy were nervous about their first ever munging trip to their sisters grave, so they hired a mung merchant to help them.
by Martino231 June 05, 2007
A peddler of penis. One who handles, touches, tastes, and is overall very knowledgeable about penis and penis lore.
by SoAS February 02, 2014
"Mate, check out this goal by Pogba. Isn't he like the best midfielder at the moment?"
"Nah mate, have you ever seen him play the entire game? He's just a vine merchant"
"Nah mate, have you ever seen him play the entire game? He's just a vine merchant"
by twitterbanterffs September 18, 2016
by TheFinboSlicer February 14, 2021
by oink234 November 14, 2007
a name given to football players that are only effective in the six-yard box, and have lack of skills in terms of dribbling, passing, and more.
bruhhhhhhhhhh haaland is a tap-in merchant
by soepicchill July 20, 2023