merbtastic

Instead of completely fabulous its completely fucked . Whether it be person,place ,or situation ...it is completely FUBAR with no hopes of improvement. Usually caused by a merb ,merbsicorn ,fuckjoy, or merbburgler . It can also be cause by other varieties of low lives as well.

Oh. ..that fucker just dropped a duece and plugged the toilet and flushed anyways. Now his shit is all over the bathroom floor... Simply merbtastic...

by Willie shaverpus March 20, 2023

La'Merz

Divine beauty. An expression often used to describe someone who embodies the beauty of the archetype Goddess La'Merz.

I found myself blubbering like an idiot as soon as she gazed into my eyes...She was so stunningly beautiful that the La'Merz was almost more than I could bare.

by divaboma July 2, 2011

ALLIAH MEREZ

as a girls' name is of Hebrew derivation, and Alliah means "exalted, sublime"

A - is for ACCEPTING, your forgiving nature.
L - is for LIVELY, your life is full of energy!
L - is for LIFE, that you live so well.
I - is for INTEREST, you show in others.
A - is for ACTIVITIES, for you have many.
H - is for HANDY, the helpful you.

"WE LOVE YOU ALLIAH MEREZ Always Take Care don't forget WE are here for YOU"
From: Daryl, Clarissa, Danlyn and Alexis

by DaRawrType02 December 23, 2021

Jaileigh Merzwski

The most cute amazing person to ever walk the earth. So caring and loving, and shes just the best person ever :) J+J F@A

"What the heck is so bright?!!? Its blinding me!" "Oh yeah, thats just Jaileigh Merzwski"

by Jaylover10/5/22 June 22, 2023

Meraz

Meraz is a beautiful girl she is smart.If you met her your going to love her she is a gergeous friend.

Meraz is a last name

by Savage mean girl May 27, 2018

merbrewing

An activity where several men grab condoms from a hat in which some of the condoms have had holes poked through them. They proceed to run a train on a girl. The winner is anyone who doesn't catch chlamydia.

Lindy is going to go out merbrewing tonight. She is an ideal merbrewee as her vagina is so laden with STDs, that they have actually evolved. She is the first known human being to possess 'super-AIDS'.

by Reginald Taterpossum June 5, 2010

meebz

Gangster version of the word "Meebo." But, more importantly, it is used as a nickname for young couples who had a long history together (must be a long one) but eventually got through all up's and down's through God's grace and mercy.

Mom: Hunny, I want you to marry someone so perfect & have the best life. EVER
Daughter/Son: Nobody is perfect, mom...
Mom: Go find yourself a meebz

by MEEBZ4LYF September 1, 2010