mented

The positive opposite to the word 'demented'. In full possession of one's mental capacities.

"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Would you like me to repeat the words in random, alphabetical or reverse order? I'll take the aggregate letters of those words and arrange them into a palindrome, after translating them into Chinese, a language I speak better than Xi Ping Jong by the way. Dementia! I'm more fully mented than any man, woman, camera, tv or person on the planet, twice my age, particularly that deranged loser... the Dementiacratic candidate... his name'll come to me...

by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020

Ments

Ments are ridiculous things that people say or do that are likely meme-worthy or necessary to make fun of.

I'm driving through the great state of Indiana during an ice storm on New Year's Day for the ments.

by AJKray August 14, 2022

Chode-ments

A moment in time where one is being a chode.

He’s a great guy, but he definitely has his chode-ments.

by Moonchild1127 March 15, 2022

Ment

When your in an entanglement without the entangle.

Man1; Yeo y’all dating ?

Man2; nah, they gotta ment.

by azlaecxhita November 20, 2020

Ment

Short for mental

Why you chop my chicken, you dey ment?
Nigerian Government dey mental.
When i lost my dad, i almost ment

by Angry Nigerian youth October 20, 2020

Phone-ment

When you post your entire life or fun experiences on your phone instead just being in the moment.

Girl 1: “wow this is such a beautiful sunset.”
Girl 2 “yeah I’m gonna post it on my story”
Girl 1 “you’re always living in the phone-ment”

by piano August 16, 2020

Joe-ment

Something done that puts you on a steady declining slope from being top of the world to the bottom of the barrel. Named for Joe Pesci and the decline of his career

"I got stood up on my date and then she blocked me"
"Absolute Joe-ment. It's not looking good for you"

by RottaTheHutt March 6, 2025