Mendon High School

A school led by a fat man who never leaves his office unless the donut man is in the parking lot.

Mendon has jelly-filled donuts and jolly squeezed out of the students.

by Go Vikings April 21, 2005

Mediocre Zelda

Playing any Zelda game with as many hearts containers, fairies and various other items you can find to make the game as simple and easy as possible.

Robert's Mediocre Zelda run wasn't THAT impressive, every has done that by now.

by synema March 21, 2009

Medio-Core

An insulting name for any scene or genre of music that is of below average quality. Usually used in regards to various hardcore offshoot styles.

New Jersey has a pretty active medio-core scene these days.

by Alex L.. December 9, 2008

mendo blunt

a marijuana cigar rolled with a paper made from hash

im gonna puff on dis mendo blunt right now cuddy

by pimp pep December 5, 2011

Mediocruccino

The step up from a cheapuccino/fakeuccino. Halfway between instant crap coffee (i.e. Nescafe "gold blend") and proper freshly ground from bean coffee.

JC: Lets get a free coffee from my office before we go to the canteen
JA: Yeah I could use a cheapuccino

<the noble gentlemen JC and JA make their way to JC's office and JC intialises the caffeine dosing machine which then, to their utter delight, dispenses a couple of heated beverages>

JA: This isn't quite a cheapuccino, it's not that bad
JC: Indeed, it's a mediocruccino

by JustXtreme March 18, 2013

menbola

Having a serious case of man flu. When a man imagines he is so sick he must have Ebola.

Ben was in bed for two days... Fuck he must have caught menbola.

by Den the bushman January 1, 2015

Mediocrity rules

Said when you're happy or exited. An alternative to saying "I love life!!!" Also a song from Le Tigre.

*Teacher gives Billy his test*

Billy: I got 100?!?! Mediocrity rules!
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Mom: Alex, we're going to the arcade!

Alex: Mediocrity rules!

by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016