the male version of a species
often misunderstood
Women constantly say men are dogs but have you ever looked at it from their side? Imagine trying to be nice to women all your life and constantly being dissed. Imagine trying to be gentle and caring only to end up becoming that "friend". Imagine breaking your neck to get a job so you can by nice things to inpress women only to see them fall for that asshole of a jock with big muscles! Eventually this nice caring guy is gonna get fed up and treat women like crap for the rest of his life simply because he was always treated like that. I'm not standing up for people like this but everyone knows there is only so much you can take. Everyone acts a certain way for a reason.
Who knew these "gentle" creatures (women) could cause ahandsome confident guy into a nervous anxiety having wreck.
often misunderstood
Women constantly say men are dogs but have you ever looked at it from their side? Imagine trying to be nice to women all your life and constantly being dissed. Imagine trying to be gentle and caring only to end up becoming that "friend". Imagine breaking your neck to get a job so you can by nice things to inpress women only to see them fall for that asshole of a jock with big muscles! Eventually this nice caring guy is gonna get fed up and treat women like crap for the rest of his life simply because he was always treated like that. I'm not standing up for people like this but everyone knows there is only so much you can take. Everyone acts a certain way for a reason.
Who knew these "gentle" creatures (women) could cause ahandsome confident guy into a nervous anxiety having wreck.
2 years of being treated like crap by the majority of jock loving high school girls. Luckily though since i am a romantic guy I still show respect for women.
by average looking guy who June 11, 2008
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Women came from the rib of man... actually god made a typo. Correction: man came from the rib of women
*god on Microsoft word writing bible* "and so woman was born from the rib of man" *wife god intervenes* "ahem" "oh sorry honey... man was born from rib of women..."
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by nicole frits June 27, 2017
Get the men mug.People who write "a woman must bey the three C's: Cooking, Cleaning, Sucking" but still get very upset when you call them primordial beasts, porn-crazed cavemen and uncivilized Neanderthals
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Huh.
Men: Women are there to serve men. They are mobile dishwashers and sex slaves! They deserve to be slammed and beaten"
Women: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?
Women: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?
by The Happy Humanist February 14, 2010
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Commonly known as: Sexist, Egotistical, Self-centred, Machoistic, Hypocritical (abbreviated list)
Statistics: Each man progresses through several phases, most of which he never grows out of.
1. Showing off; due to the compulsive need to bolster their ego's, males show of and compete with the intention of proving themselves better than every one else.
2. Arrogance; mistakenly believing that they are the superior sex, when it is woman who bring them into the world and nurture them. Looking down their nose with contempt at those who may not have the beliefs, values, or materialistic perks that they have.
3. Sexism; forgetting that they originally started off as females.
Evidence: males have nipples when they have no need for them, however, a fetus that MAY develop into a female WOULD need them. IT has alos been scientificcally proven.
4. Nymphomaniac; regardless of what they actually think personally, they project an image to the world that all they are after is sex, thus creating the stereotypical view of men, which has been proven true considering that they think about sex on an average of 400 times a day.
At some point in their life, all males are COMPLETE and UTTER jerks. Granted, women are often bitches at some point, but men do it far more often, are FAR more aggressive, and every war ever started and kept going has been cause buy a man.
Commonly known as: Sexist, Egotistical, Self-centred, Machoistic, Hypocritical (abbreviated list)
Statistics: Each man progresses through several phases, most of which he never grows out of.
1. Showing off; due to the compulsive need to bolster their ego's, males show of and compete with the intention of proving themselves better than every one else.
2. Arrogance; mistakenly believing that they are the superior sex, when it is woman who bring them into the world and nurture them. Looking down their nose with contempt at those who may not have the beliefs, values, or materialistic perks that they have.
3. Sexism; forgetting that they originally started off as females.
Evidence: males have nipples when they have no need for them, however, a fetus that MAY develop into a female WOULD need them. IT has alos been scientificcally proven.
4. Nymphomaniac; regardless of what they actually think personally, they project an image to the world that all they are after is sex, thus creating the stereotypical view of men, which has been proven true considering that they think about sex on an average of 400 times a day.
At some point in their life, all males are COMPLETE and UTTER jerks. Granted, women are often bitches at some point, but men do it far more often, are FAR more aggressive, and every war ever started and kept going has been cause buy a man.
Men are evil.
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
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