The uncontrollable, malignant, cancer-like growth of meetings in an organization. Meetings will grow beyond available time and space - pushing out all beneficial activities. Eventually they begin to take over hallways, nearby cafe's, and spread virally over the Internet.
The only known antidote is decision-making. Management cannot hear your scream. They're in a conference room having a meeting.
The only known antidote is decision-making. Management cannot hear your scream. They're in a conference room having a meeting.
The meeting is about to meetastisize! It's taking over the next conference room... now it's going over the scheduled time... again!
by ggr December 16, 2013
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"Wow! Look at the women in here!"
"How would you Meatagorize that one?"
"Look at the sexy body, prime rib definitely."
"How about that one over there?"
"Ugh! She's hideous! Pork Chops."
"How would you Meatagorize that one?"
"Look at the sexy body, prime rib definitely."
"How about that one over there?"
"Ugh! She's hideous! Pork Chops."
by WillyWonkasWildWords June 6, 2010
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Get the meet the person mug.A term used by a bunch of teenage incels that were too unathletic to compete in regular team activities such as soccer, basketball, or football and so they attempt to make up for their shortcomings and disappointment to their parents and peers by posting the caption "meet ready" on their story typically followed by random thirst trap type emojis. This very unappealing and unattractive behavior is most often exhibited by mediocre swimmers, cross country, as well as track and field "athletes" in a last-ditch effort to proclaim that they want people to care for them and their petty "sport" as they are extremely deprived of the regular attention actual athletes at their shitty watered down highschool receive. Although this term may come off as a joke or ironic, it is sadly not ironic and is the only way these so-called "sports" and their self-proclaimed athletes receive attention.
Typically while arriving at their venue to "compete" you will notice a team selfie on their snap story exclaiming "Hey look at me I'm an athlete and play sports too!" also known as the term "Meet Ready"
On their snap story it will read: "Meet Ready" or "#Meetready"
On their snap story it will read: "Meet Ready" or "#Meetready"
by Seenor Jane January 17, 2022
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by Dark Knizzle September 29, 2010
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Rainbow: Good Nooon!
Unicorn: How's your xanax?
Rainbow: I'm too scared to take it!
Unicorn: Eat my hamburger
Shuman: I love Lunch Meet!
Rainbow: Good Nooon!
Unicorn: How's your xanax?
Rainbow: I'm too scared to take it!
Unicorn: Eat my hamburger
Shuman: I love Lunch Meet!
by Shuman's Dad June 9, 2009
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Use it in situations where you dont know the answer to a question.
Use it to break an uncomfortable silence.
Make up your own version of a story by putting many Meehashes into it.
Use it as a swear word.
If you dont know a persons name, call them Meehash.
Use it in situations where you dont know the answer to a question.
Use it to break an uncomfortable silence.
Make up your own version of a story by putting many Meehashes into it.
Use it as a swear word.
If you dont know a persons name, call them Meehash.
1.Dave- Hey wheres my pint?
You- Meehash.
2.G/F- I Love You
You- Meehash.
3. I bellieve Meehash was an old, old, wooden ship.
4. For Meehashes sake!
5. ?- Hey mate, whats up?
You- Ohhh hey Meehash, how are you?
You- Meehash.
2.G/F- I Love You
You- Meehash.
3. I bellieve Meehash was an old, old, wooden ship.
4. For Meehashes sake!
5. ?- Hey mate, whats up?
You- Ohhh hey Meehash, how are you?
by Gavin K January 17, 2008
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