smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase
"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"
"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"
"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"
by eils and chick June 26, 2003
Get the do you want a medal?mug. (Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".
A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...
B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?
B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
Get the do you want a medal for that?mug. something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place
JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie
by Aaron Frattle January 18, 2008
Get the would you like a cookie or a medal?mug. by Squad1048104 April 26, 2019
Get the Dropping your reading medal in the toiletmug. Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen
That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
by White Noise August 22, 2023
Get the Gold medal Michael Lorenzenmug. Americans have been medal spoiled for a while in many events in the Olympics, to the point they expect some of these athletes to keep bringing in medal after medal after medal like it's an easy thing to do or guaranteed to anybody with a USA uniform (especially without any support there with them and even getting told they are semi American or unacceptable performers/performances). Hopefully more people (not other athletes, but fans/viewers) saw more of what athletes are putting themselves through to get some of these medals via Simone Biles, Allyson Felix, and a few other athletes.
by The Original Agahnim August 7, 2021
Get the Medal spoiledmug. When someone constantly love puffs in their underwear and the long brown stain that it unavoidably produces
by BungalowD December 27, 2020
Get the bronze medalmug.