do you want a medal?

smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase

"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"

"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"

by eils and chick June 26, 2003

do you want a medal for that?

(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".

A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

would you like a cookie or a medal?

something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place

JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie

by Aaron Frattle January 18, 2008

runnin medal

when you score a fine ass girl you just got a medal.

that's another medal in my trophy case

by johnathan May 13, 2005

Medaling

When you perform a certain Sex act so good (eating pussy, giving head, giving a handjob, etc..) so good you should get a medal for it.

I ate crystals Pussy so good, she was convulsing. I was medaling in eating pussy.

by Mcgwicko September 5, 2016

olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!

by M & MOB October 7, 2013

brown medal

the medal awarded for finishing last

Next the award for last place. And the Brown Medal goes to ...

by jurnt September 4, 2025