Stirring the mayo jar

A term for female masturbation, characterized by the noise made while stirring a jar of mayonnaise.

She just finished stirring the mayo jar. Hopefully she didn't get any in her pants.

by Elysian893 November 24, 2010

Seis de Mayo

the 6th of May - a special holiday, devoted to nursing hangovers and otherwise dealing with the consequences of Cinco de Mayo

Tom: "Hey Dave, why didn't you show up for work yesterday?"
Dave: "It was May 6th, remember?"
Tom: "Duuude, you were so wasted on Cinco de Mayo- you downed like a full bottle of tequila! That must've been a killer hangover!"
Dave: "That's what why we have Seis de Mayo and aspirin."

by dbierman May 7, 2010

Seis de Mayo

Hipsters' version of Cinco de Mayo, becuase if hey celibrated that, it would be too "mainstream."

Elliot: Happy Cinco de Mayo!
James: Come on, you're killin' my buzz, wait 'till tomarrow.
Elliot: What's tomarrow?
James: Seis de Mayo, cause Cinco de Mayo's too mainstream.
Elliot: oh..cool?...
James: No.. chill.

by sexypeacockfromhell October 20, 2012

Spicy Mayo

When a Male ejaculates into a Females mouth, then the woman pours hot sauce into her mouth.

Dude I gave Jacks mom some Spicy Mayo

by Spicy Mayo Man April 13, 2022

STINKO De MAYO

The holiday that a certain Natural Gas trader calls his own !

"When he stepped into the ring today,May 5th,his collar remained unironed,his wardrobe was wrinkled,his belt missed two loops,his zipper made it halfway up to his waist,and he had a unicorn jutting out from his unibrow.He felt comfortable on this particular day! After all,it was STINKO De MAYO !"

by YX August 1, 2008

Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo

When two people are side by side (guys or girls) and an abundance of jizz is strewn throughout both pubic regions. A 3rd person then proceeds to eat the jizz out of both pubic patches.

Person 1: What are you having for dinner?
Person 2: I'm having the protein rich Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo!

by BoomGorillaFace November 14, 2010

sandwich with mayo

Where two men and a woman have a threesome where one man takes the front and the other the back, and then both cum on her face at the same time.

John and I gave Jane a sandwich with mayo last night.

by Kevin February 16, 2005