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Mark Suckerburg

An advertising monopolist that lured people onto a website to keep up with friends and family, then harvested all their personal information to push targeted advertising at them.
I feel like a fool for letting Mark Suckerburg get all my personal information and then innundate me, my friends and family with push advertising about breast implants.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
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The Mark Sanchez

The distant cousin of the dirty sanchez, The Mark Sanchez (or as it is also known, The #6) involves a dude anally plowing his gal and then pulling out in order to wipe shit under her eyes to achieve the 'eye black' football player look. After your girl looks like she is ready to throw that game winning touchdown pass, finish off by spraying cum all over her face and head like a celebratory bottle of victory champagne while yelling touchdown.
"Man last night I gave her The Mark Sanchez and afterwards she felt like a champion!"

"I gave her the old #6 and made her look like Mark Sanchez"
by The Pink Manther August 27, 2009
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Mark Shapiro

Biggest asshole in the MLB, the General Manager of the Cleveland Indians. He, Dolan, and Wedge have a thing going where they trade away all the top talent on the Indians for shitty pitchers and unproven, low pay, minor league players. Just to have more cash in their uncaring pockets. Does not care about the team or the fans of the Cleveland Indians.
Victor Martinez, who had spent his whole career with Cleveland, cried after being told by general manager Mark Shapiro that he been traded. Earlier in the day, with rumors of a deal heating up, his 4-year-old namesake asked his dad, "Are we still an Indian?"
by mbrad August 1, 2009
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Mark Sharobim

The physical embodiment of a literal black egg head. Someone who is social distanced from their family and any females in the 50 mile radius
Mark Sharobim is a brokey.
by FoodCr1minal1234 August 22, 2022
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Mark Speight

Reported missing on the 8th of april 2008, 5 days later he was found dead in Paddington Station, suspected suicide because of the depression he suffered after the death of his girlfriend.
Former presenter of the tv programme smart, which many of us, grew up with and loved like hell. what a fantastic bloody man he was.
Mark Speight died, half of the people born in 1993/2 cried.
oh i'll miss your sweet sweet face.
by ah that sucks. January 9, 2010
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mark sack

a scrotum that has had both testacles removed and have been replaced with plastic balls
i heard he has a mark sack

yea he lost them last year
by yoloking423 December 10, 2013
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Mark Simmons

Mark Simmons is jesus christ reincarnated, his powerful ban hammer saved the land of wa, and he is proper fit
by xdlolrofl January 15, 2020
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