Mald Zero

When you have reached the breaking point, and have now gone bald from malding. There's is no point in returning, you have now gone full on cueball.

I am at MALD ZERO my guy, these malachites won't let me live for one damn minute!

by Dawntesskekw March 16, 2022

Malde

Malde will typically be a tall and shy person. He will seem like a jerk the first 5 months you know him, but afterwards his personality will have infected you like a multiresistant disease. Malde typically suffers from scizophrenia and maybe other psychological diseases.

Junkie: That guy seems weird
other junkie: Yeah he's probably a Malde
Junkie: *nods understandingly*

by Xatnich March 5, 2018

Malding

When someone is so mad they start balding.

Sam and Nathan are malding while playing Siege

by Derkely February 5, 2020

Malding

Kody Makita

This man is malding on Crypto.

by anonymous November 4, 2021

mald

when someone is super mad about something irrelevant or super mad about a video game

tyler gaming official: leave right now ur so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kapital gaming official: malding lol

by kapgaming July 6, 2021

Mald

Mald is when someone sucks at a game and gets so mad that they start to pull their hair out and go bald while simultaneously punching holes in their walls.

In short, someone being shat on in a game that they are dog shit at and raging

qqb11ar: You been coming back trying to kill me and every time you try you die for the last 15 mins
Mech: He's Mald
Leave: Says the angle that was arguing about us using the ladders to escape you, that's literally their purpose.
Chrispy (The Owner): THAT'S THEIR PURPOSE?!
Leave: well on my that the

by qqb11ar May 8, 2022

Mald

Someone who is an asshole to their friends, particularly who is mad and bad. Also refers to someone who is mad and bald, but that is the literal definition and not the used definition

Look at him, he’s fuming to the brim! He must be malding right now

by gigantyczny czad May 3, 2022