mantarded

Mantarded - behavior exhibited by a male in a relationship that has reached a peak level of annoyance at a given time through random groping, touching, bothersome comments or other inappropriate actions because he is in the mood for sex, attention or affection of any kind and his wife / girlfriend wants nothing of the sort.

John: Hey ....look .... I put my ball sack on your shoulder while you are trying to study, don't you want to touch it? C'mon touch it ....it'll be great .....pleeeeaseeeeee

Jane: Will you please leave me alone for 5 minutes! ....You are being so mantarded right now!

by jimg123 January 12, 2009

manarded

Similar to retarded, but only used to talk about yourself, as in the example below.

GOOD - I'm manarded
BAD - You're manarded

by A guy December 6, 2004

mathtarded

The complete inability to perform basic mathematical functions. This can be caused by a long lapse in time between math classes causing brain atrophy, or general retardedness.

I am completely mathtarded in my college algebra class, probably because i haven't taken a math class in three years.

by sockenpuppen December 9, 2008

metarded

when you're sexy and you know it

jeremy is so metarded, he wears a shirt that says kiss my metal

by Fix_xer August 12, 2018

Mimtarded

The act of going to brunch and getting day drunk off mimosas

Hey Becky you want to go get mimtarded on Sunday at brunch!?

by Daydrunk April 8, 2019