Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft

Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.

by Fing Fang Foom September 23, 2019

I Have a Hole in my Shoes

A POV TikTok originally posted in February 2022 by Chris Barnett featuring his brother asking their dad for new shoes. Chris makes the same request, stating he has a hole in his shoes. For God-knows what reason, the specific line "I have a hole in my shoes" became a meme four years later in January 2026.

Brother: Hey dad, can I have some new shoes?
Dad: Of course, buddy.
Chris: I have a hole in my shoes.

by austicles January 25, 2026

I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this

Said fock it and went all in, dedicating the time and effort for something to happen

“She better show up to this party, I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this”

by Hampton Grey April 16, 2021

Waterproofing my new shoes

A lowkey way of saying you're going to smoke something.

"Yo anyone tryna help me? I'm waterproofing my new shoes?"
"Yeah, man. I'll help you."

by LowkeyHender October 1, 2016

put on my raving shoes and i boarded a plane?

When a kid is brought up to beleive that being different is cool they take to music known as rave or trance. Scooter is AND WILL ALWAYS be the leader of this movement.

Examples of people who follow this movement are ViBe, SiNisTer, 3d and noone else on the planet.

by {DnF}MAG^ October 21, 2004

Bloodstains on my cinderella shoes

Guilty as charged

-Have you ever regretted something?
-There are bloodstains on my cinderella shoes!

by Vvb July 11, 2018

My pair of shoes

To describe something that suits you exactly, or is your taste. (akin to the British expression Just My Cup Of Tea)

Origin - Vienna, Austria.

I like Abba, they are just my pair of shoes.

by TheDufster March 15, 2005