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literally the best person in the world. she makes me the happiest person ever and I can't imagine how I deserve a goddess in my life.
I adore the most amazing, talented, beautiful person in the world, my girlfriend.
by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020
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Unicorns killed my girlfriend

A gay crunkcore band who

nobody listens to unless they either want to laugh or want attention. The only band member doesn't look completely like a fucktard is probably Jon who just looks like a generic emo kid other than that they all look pretty frikin retarded hey at least they don't look like Black Veil Brides but seriously I listened to them once and my bleach ran away, my wife left me, I got terminal ear cancer, my computer killed itself halfway into Problem, the bank took my house for having a horrible taste in music and now all my cells turned into cancer cells and all my melanin left my skin because I could not live with this kind of music anymore and so I'm transparent now, and since all my brain cells are gone Igh forgt gow teo spel:
If you listen to Black Veil Brides or unicorns killed my girlfriend you can automatically turn in your scene card or emo card exchange it for a retard card.
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my girlfriend

Da'niah is a great girlfriend to me, she is so beautiful, kind, caring, smart, and loving. she is shy but still flirts with me a bit, i love her so much she made my life so much better and im so happy shes in my life fr fr, i always find a way to look at her, she gets jealous easily and is overprotective and really understands me, i feel like i can tell her absolutely everything she is so trust worthy i love her taste in music, her smile, her voice, her laugh, personality, and just everything, i love you Da'Niah.
by partypooperrrrr November 20, 2021
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My Girlfriend

“My Girlfriend is amazing!”
by iloveusm3 July 31, 2022
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My GirlFriend the best one

She is just a girlfriend I could never not have, if I didn't have her my life can only be described as shit. She will never not be able to make you happy, she is caring, intelligent and really fucking hot. If your ever lucky enough to have her you need to treat her like a goddess.
by Grodder January 13, 2023
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Would you be my girlfriend Abby

Adrian:would you be my girlfriend Abby
by Wooptiedoo February 8, 2019
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Gym Class Heroes - Take A Look At My Girlfriend

A song recently gone viral on TikTok, for it's lyrics, especially the "take a look at my girlfriend" part. If your girlfriend or SO sends this to you, it means they want you to upload an Instagram story with them in it and this song playing underneath. It shows appreciation towards them.
A: Dude, Sophia just sent me a TikTok with the song Take A Look At My Girlfriend by Gym Class Heroes. Why tho?
B: Dude, you're supposed to post this song on your ig story with her picture!
A: What? Why?
B: You do not know? Gym Class Heroes - Take A Look At My Girlfriend will show her how much you appreciate her and to tell all the other girls you're taken. Duh!
by psychiccheese March 9, 2021
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