After-School Munchies

The process in which any student from 7th grade & up feels as though they're going to die unless they consume atleast 3lbs of snack food.

"Dude Im never inviting John back over my house"!

"Why"?

"After-school, he straight up destroyed all my chips ahoy"!

"Ehh . . he probably had After-School Munchies

by TNJ(; September 1, 2010

carpet munching

To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"

do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?

by davey2002 December 12, 2008

punching the munchkin

To simply put it,Masturbating. Applies only to men.

Bubba was caught in the closet punching the munchkin.

by Gunner H August 26, 2006

After School Munchies

The extreme hunger one gets after school, where you will eat anything in sight.

Tim: "Bro I can't wait to go home and eat that whole box of ice cream sandwiches in my freezer."

Steve: "Sounds like you have serious case of the after school munchies my man."

by brohemith March 18, 2010

Grumpy Munchkin

A woman whom is taking a dump sitting on the toilet, while at the same time has a man standing in front of her for whom she is providing oral pleasures

The woman taking a shit became a grumpy munchikin when i dropped my dick in her mouth.

by hollowbob September 9, 2004

munchies

when you eat a lot after you've been high for a few minutes. Contrary to popular belief, when you have the munchies you are generally NOT HUNGRY. it's more like... eating feels really really good. Imagine feeling like you've never eaten before. Sometimes things will taste like something totally different. Chocolate cream oreos can taste like blueberries, for example. Imagine everything tasting like the best-tasting thing you ever ate in your life.

"I have the munchies like crazy dude. I've been drinking mustard, lemon juice, and honey mixed!"

"I got some badass munchies. better break out the oreos"

by pot expert July 16, 2008

Meat-Munching

This is a word of “exclusively for New Yorkers” , It means that’s you agree with the persons opinions, no matter how dumb or stupid it is.

JEF WAS MEAT-MUNCHING 🥩on Cameon because, Jef owes Cameon $1000

by A student of Nyan May 28, 2020