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Mookie a Funny, Crazy Ass MuthaFucka, Who Don’t Take No Shit Especially If They Don’t Know You!!
MOOKIE by MookieBug May 5, 2023
A mookie is a cousins who doesn't work but always seems to have money. He has a colorful past, but it is all unconfirmed. Mookie has fakes several aliments, including death. Mookie doesn't want to be responsible for his many kids or bills. Often times claiming to have lost a limb or other body part and that's why he can't work.
Mookie came by the other borrowed 50 bucks then when I called him back the person who answered said he was dead.
Mookie by Bbonemoney January 12, 2024
A cock hungry troll who lives at the moat house.
Better not let mookie catch you

Or

Mookies a mad bitch man!
Mookie by Jillflattbottomson March 16, 2025

Mookie Blaylock 

October 22, 1990 the band Mookie Blaylock, named after an NBA point guard, played their first official show at the Off Ramp Cafe in Seattle. The band was later renamed Pearl Jam. Jeff Ament Bassist was a huge Mookie fan having watched him play basketball at Oklahoma, and thought his name was superunique. Mookie was cool about it too and didn't sue.
Pearl Jam's Ten was named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number.
Mookie Blaylock by Shougo February 20, 2022

Mookie Island 

a mole: marijuana + tobacco (if you know what's good, american spirit)
after adding american spirit to a batch of herb, you take a fat shnap. once/if/when the mole is inhaled, the lucky smoker begins the journey, fuhl it. so you've inhaled the smoke, you're feeling that overwhelming sense of light-headed-ness and euphoria - Mookie Island. At first, the feeling is alarming (some of those first timers will yak...some will not such as MC, CM). nothing matters because you're swimming. as you swim, you approach the shores of mookie island, you breathe, you breathe again, and it feels fucking good. you feel the sand, you're almost there. you keep going and yes, you're there. i hope that was fun, that's my life.
Mookie Island by madishplau December 19, 2010

mookie betts 

Mookie Betts the Red Sox right fielder
mookie betts by Guest April 19, 2017