talking monkies

the most awsome thing known to man
dude, those talking monkies is so fuxin awsome
by the talkin monkey with a hat October 24, 2008
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Skinny Monki

meaning that your a stupid skinni weiwei.
Never mess with a skinny monki u don’t know there powers and what the hold.
thing1: hey look it’s the skinny monki
Victim: FONT MAKE ME U LEASH MY INER SELF
thing2: wow I’m scared

Victim: *turns to a slim monki that looks like those yogurt commercials*

Thing1:HAHDJAJD
THING2: 😭*crying of laughter*
victim: look at that u guys r squeakers
by foot lice December 11, 2020
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steel monkies

wen a guys testicles arent hanging down buy wen your sack is kind of shriveled
oh my god lindsay tried to kick me in the balls but it didnt hurt because i had steel monkies
by melvin or taco bell October 09, 2008
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mow monki

"dude did you know these two people had mow monki as their pfps for 5 months?" "yooo no wayyy"
by tobywobyuwu May 06, 2022
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monkys

Someone who is very stupid and generally sucks at life.
Alyssa is honestly such a monkys, she can’t do anything. She sucks at video games, school and sports.
by Chris P May 20, 2019
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Monky

Neea is a monky/
by MajorBowie January 06, 2019
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monky

The hottest sexiest mf you will ever meet. He is oh so caring and so sweet, Monky will make the most out of your life without even trying. When they enter the room, everyone is racing to talk to Monky. They will literally wrestle each other to try to talk to Monky because that's how cool Monky is. They will literally perform arson to talk to Monky because that's how supportive Monky is. If you ever meet a Monky in your life put a ring on it!!!

She say do you love me
I tell her i am monky.
Person 1: Oh my gosh who is that hot amazing funny and ripped BEAST?

Person 2: You didn't know? That's Monky.
Person 1: Oh my gosh I'm going to talk to Monky.
Person 2: No I'm going first! Back off! I have a taser
Person 1: B*TCH I called him first!! I never liked you.
Person 2: Hah i was only pretending to be your friend anyway.
Person 1: You're lying.
Person 2: You think I actually care about your friendship? I was only friends with you so I seemed more popular so I could talk to Monky.
Person 1: Let's fight.
*Person 1 and 2 aggressively fighting over Monky*
by monkylover March 12, 2021
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