Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.

Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.

by David Mendoza69 December 06, 2022

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below mendoza

An amount (usually of money) less than $200. Named for Mario Mendoza, a shortstop whose batting average hovered around .200, and now used as shorthand for a player whose godawful hitting means he shouldn't be in the majors.

"How the fuck am I gonna make rent this month? It's only the 15th and my checking account is already below Mendoza."

by qalachaki January 31, 2019

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Erick Mendoza

A gay Mexican kid that is really skinny and can’t pull any girl,he is also helllllaaaa short

Erick Mendoza is gay.

by Hddjlwlx May 03, 2019

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Fefe Mendoza

Cannot ejaculate or talk to girls

Fefe Mendoza is so gay

by Big_dick_nick_69 February 05, 2019

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Shaira Mendoza

This girl is so beautiful we have the same vibes like love cars love branded thing street wears and vintages but shaira is love marijuana but still i think she's loving person and caring person by M*rc* na may crush sayo

M1 Look shaira she's so beautiful
M2 thats Shaira Mendoza and I love

by Superinlovewithyou August 17, 2021

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