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mayonaise cave

I totally hit that mayonaise cave last night!
by Mermaid Bones June 20, 2009
mugGet the mayonaise cavemug.

bull dog eating mayonaise

A rather graphic description of a well used and recently ejaculated in vagina
Rode it pumped it shot it, looked like a bulldog eating mayonaise!
by hamman May 14, 2005
mugGet the bull dog eating mayonaisemug.

peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her
my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich
by riley peterson May 26, 2008
mugGet the peanut butter and mayonaise sandwichmug.

the peas have fallen in the mayonaise

oh shit! sometimes there are also peas on the table and floor. somtimes though its not your fault and thats more a case of somebody else throwing a handful of peas at the mayonaise, quite spiteful really.
doing bad things and people finding out
by princess laura March 11, 2004
mugGet the the peas have fallen in the mayonaisemug.

Send the maid down for some mayonaise

Requesting the service of a young lady to syphon the python through oral gratification.
Please excuse me, I just have to pop into the library to send the maid down for some mayonaise.
mugGet the Send the maid down for some mayonaisemug.

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.
by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009
mugGet the Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special saucemug.

Mayonaise-boi

Sentence: wow did you see that Mayonaise-boi in Nando’s
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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