dirty majestic beard

When the Majestic Beard is moisturized by the vaginal fluids of a thousand virgin's

Hey did you guys check out Eli's Majestic Beard it's been moisturized by a thousand virgin's that's a Dirty Majestic Beard

by Majestic Beard June 13, 2019

Majestic Man-Crab

A mystical and powerful half man, half crab monster that roams the American Midwest, searching for its prey. Looks like a young man with a pair of crab claws and sounds an awful lot like Dr. Zoidberg of the TV series, Futurama.

Human #1: Holy Tits! It's the Majestic Man-Crab!
MMC: Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

by TotallynottheManCrab June 12, 2013

Majestic Ass Biscuit

A giant beautiful shit.

Joe: Look what I made!
Bob: *goes into bathroom*
That is one majestic ass biscuit!

by DA BIG BUMPS ON YER RUMP April 09, 2019

Majestic Eagle Sasquatch

Something ugly that acts in a manor considered to be graceful or beautiful.

She then ascended like a majestic eagle sasquatch into the heavens.

by 3lectronicFan July 05, 2019

Bro is so majestic

Those annoying fucking comments on YouTube shorts or Tik Tok you see everywhere in which most of the time the skull (💀) emoji is added at the end of their stupid useless comment.

User 1: "Bro is so majestic that he can't be cancelled 💀"

User 2: "Shut the fuck up"

by VIadimir Putin September 22, 2023

Majestic flap flap

Term used by some people to describe a manta ray. Also the flabby stuff around a vagina.

"Look at those majestic flap flaps in the water!"

"I played with her majestic flap flaps last night."

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

majestic tubbudah-quiest

The superlative for a fat, friendly cat.
A great pet to have around.

Majestic tubbudah-quiest is so fuzzy! I love my majestic tubbudah-quiest.

by Celton July 06, 2004