by perfect husband January 7, 2012
Get the stuff maintenancemug. by Wordperv April 27, 2016
Get the Maintenance tugmug. a book found in the game West of Loathing, described as "the ancient art of fixing things by hitting them really hard".
person 1: -speaking jibberish-
person 2: -bitch slaps person 1-
person 1: dude what the hell was that for?
person 2: I used percussive maintenance on you, chill
person 2: -bitch slaps person 1-
person 1: dude what the hell was that for?
person 2: I used percussive maintenance on you, chill
by mixer 2 March 16, 2022
Get the Percussive Maintenancemug. The act of, after being (re)introduced to a person of former/new acquaintance, maintaining a tie via text, phone, etc in the event something more could come of the (re)introduction; such as friendship, sex, love, etc
Oh, I knew of Bob in high school, and I had a chance to get to know him a little at the 10 year high school reunion. I really like him. He was my best friends brother's best friend! Too bad we live in different states. Looks like I'm going to have to do some "acquaintance maintenance" to see what comes of this!
by cowgirl justice October 15, 2010
Get the Acquaintance Maintenancemug. Expression used to say a girl is on her period, as most girls prefer not to have sex during their period and thus are "closed for maintenance".
by Willem88 January 1, 2012
Get the closed for maintenancemug. The well defined line between being High maintenance and low maintenance, where you don't over dramatize a situation or require constant attention; but some attention is enjoyed and in certain situations you prefer comfort over compromise.
Indiana was middle maintenance, while she didn't need to go on an extravagant date she did prefer to go to a clean movie theater over the one closer to her location.
by Tinkyyy Winkyyy January 3, 2016
Get the middle maintenancemug. The teenage girl had to have the expensive, name-brand shoes instead of the cheaper ones that were just as good.
by Kristine October 19, 2003
Get the high maintenancemug.