Lunchbox

A person with no goals in life who is fat despite being a chronic dopehead.

"Is that Lunchbox?"
"Yeah. I guess meth is another failed diet plan."

by Capitol D for Dick April 1, 2008

Lunchbox

The inside of your girls bellybutton which can hold a piece of cracker or some trail mix, for a quick energy boost, whilst going down on her.

Me: “what is this in your bellybutton?”
Girl: “I packed a small snack for you!”
Me: “awe, how thoughtful, you even packed it in a tiny lunchbox.”

by Melfriend November 13, 2018

lunchboner

you see food thats hoptty shootu lunchboner

lunchboner

by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

Lincolnshire lunchbox

When two people who are siblings, are rimming. The sibling being rimmed farts a wad of their fathers harry monk into the other siblings mouth

He's picking those cabbages fast today, that lincolnshire lunchbox has given his the strength of popeye.

by Tractor boy August 7, 2017

backdoor lunchbox

Oral ministrations of a lady on hands and knees, rear in the air, proffered like an open, old-school work lunchbox, usually with the main course in the lower section, and something special up top.

She offered me her backdoor lunchbox and, unable to decide between top or bottom, i ate both.

by Nostrovio May 20, 2023

lunchbox

clueless and fopish

"Hey, is the 24-hour Giant Eagle open right now....?"
"Yeah you lunchbox"

by Carolyn and Rachel July 16, 2003

Fairbanks Lunchbox

a variation of the alaskan pipeline, the Fairbanks Lunchbox is the act of shitting in an unused or used condom (depending on preference), inserting a popsicle stick into the open end of the condom, and then placing it in the freezer. Once frozen, carefully remove the condom for optimal taste, then place the frozen fudge-sickle in the unsuspecting victim's lunchbox. Finally, be sure to witness the unveiling of the final product, and how the victim sinks his teeth into the first bite in anticipation of the sweet, chocolate taste, ultimately to much dismay. Estimated preparation time: 45 minutes

Now that fool is gonna get the Fairbanks Lunchbox for what he's done.

by Gumby/Panda May 8, 2008