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Lukas

The legendary Lukas harnesses the power of having his name spelled incorrectly and uses it to generate a two pronged cock. Lukas' typically mate vigorously with the fervor of a lion, and ejaculate vast swaths of gummy-like semen, which is also used as a major component of Sephora branded lotions.
I saw a Lukas double cock slap a homeless man in a back alley!
by NoctanNights November 23, 2021
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Lukas

Lukas is a common German name, derived from the Latin name Loukas (Λουκας). Lukas's are known to be extraordinary people, however seem to lack a grasp on the concept of having an inside voice. They're favourite game is Dark Souls III.
Person 1: "Hey have you played Dark Souls III?"
Person 2: "No, but I know Lukas has."
by Hurm_mm November 23, 2021
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Lukas

A short male, typically 5 foot 8 or below. A Lukas will often compensate for his lackluster physicality by being an extrovert. A Lukas can be a gentleman or an asshole. Lukas will pick up really hot girls even though he's shorter than them and usually graduates with 30+ past girlfriends. Lukas is a great friend who will have sex with your girlfriend and apologize afterwards.
Dude have you seen Lukas?
Yeah, he fucked my girlfriend then bought me dinner as an apology.
by "Kurt Cobain" September 16, 2019
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Lukas

He will always insist you spell his name with a k. Someone born with the name is doomed to a life of bad puns and excessive meme watching. Probably watched hentai and has trouble getting his dick wet.
You guys did nazi that German joke coming. Get it nazi!”~Lukas
“Stfu Lukas”~Everyone
by RBasch May 2, 2018
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Lukas

The size of a very large donut, once he starts rolling, theres no stopping it.
microwave lukas is bery
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Luka

An extremely handsome man, very intelligent, with an impeccable personality. He's truly a very special guy and once you get to know him, he'll cease to amaze you each day with his rare brilliant heart. Incredibly handsome, sensual, talented and has a deep interest in the universe which'll inspire you to learn too. He'll change your world to make it better. He's always there to lend you strength , hope during hardship. He might not think he's worthy of the world, but truth to be told, he deserves much more, he deserves the universe. An uber funny guy, he will make you laugh with his addictive humour. He loves music and receives peace from lyrics and melodies. His love's incredible. He may not show it, but he is a super loving and passionate person. He may appear withdrawn, but you must take time to know him because he will make your life a better place. His love is heartfelt and sincere, that no amount can feel too much. He will stun you with how much he cares. He's the man you can't imagine life without. He's person you'll spend your days thinking about, wanting to speak to, care for, be there for. He's been through so much yet has a fighting spirit. You will adore, admire and love him. He should never be hurt or upset only protected. You'll want to be there for him through thick and thin no matter what.. A man like this will make you feel like you've never felt before. You'll want to be everything he desires so you can always see him happy some more.
That guy is simply amazing, how could you ever hurt someone like Luka?

He's just a such a sweet guy he must be Luka.

He might not always believe, but Luka deserves the universe.

Luka is amazing, you are bound to fall in love with Luka
by The name Luka May 14, 2019
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Luka

The kind of person who has to write their own urban dictionary definition. Can never find their name on any "personalised" keychain or mug. People usually assume they are a boy when reading their name, which can sometimes cause confusion.
Oh, there's no urban dictionary definition for Luka? Guess I better write one for us all then.
by TheRealScarletPumpernickel January 10, 2021
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