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The Loraine Virus

(n.) The Loraine Virus (commonly known as "not yourself disease") is a short-term illness lasting anywhere from 2-5 days that infects its host, sometimes through the internet, and doesn't allow the host to be themselves. It's not deadly, but can make your friends think your on crack.
*Remedy: A long mental process which involves getting back to your roots. Think about what you would normally do in a situation if you were yourself and then the true you will come back
TOM: "Yo man, i don't know what's goin down, but I'm just not myself and Kate's about to break up with me"
TAYLOR: "I know what's wrong."
TOM:"What is it?!?"
TAYLOR: "You got the Loraine Virus"
by qnsʎǝʞɹnʇ April 3, 2009
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Lorraine

She is pretty. Straight forward person. intelligent student. Protective sometimes. Loves music. She is also friendly. She always use her cellphone even in class. Her favorite subject is MAPEH.
Gay 1: HEEEYYYY!!!! That curly hair is prettyyyy!
Gay 2: Yeah! that's Lorraine
by #Cute #Amazing December 4, 2017
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Lorraine

Alcky, Blasts music from 2am onwards, Makes you sook her toe if she doesnt have a pound for the taxi, She drops it like its hot
Is that Lorraine drunk again?
Yes, Shes been at the club bar!
by Darrenith October 6, 2008
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lorraine

A woman who requires anal sex on regular basis (normally no less than 4 times per week).
1. I'm a lucky guy- my girlfriend's a total Lorraine!
2. She hasn't been able to sit down ever since she became a total Lorraine!
by Posey n Justin January 2, 2009
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Lorraine

An dysfunctional, self-loving, retard.
Commonly mistaken for the household airhead.
see, the cause of Hurricanes
Wow, did you see the weather recently?!
Dude- Oh yeah, Lorraine is overdoing the gaseous excess that happens to excreet from her ear lobes.
WHAT?
Dude- Shes got air comming out of them
FUCKING TORNADOES DUDE!
by Loooooooooisiana December 9, 2008
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Lorraine

A person who is a complete hoe that u feel obligated to say something about them is a Lorraine
dude, that chick uses like 3 fingers just to start with. Shes such a Lorraine.
by Frosty42 May 13, 2009
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lorrain antonelly

DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A way of relating to the world in which a person consistently overreacts to or greatly exaggerates the importance of benign events.

Typically "drama" is used by people who are chronically bored or those who seek attention.

People who engage in "drama" will usually attempt to drag other people into their dramatic state, as a way of gaining attention or making their own lives more exciting.

Common warning signs/ risk factors of drama or a dramatic person are:

1. Having one supposedly serious problem after another.

2. Constantly telling other people about one's problems.

3. Extreme emotionality or frequently shifting, intense emotions.

4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible.

5. A boring job or mundane life.

6. Making claims without sufficient evidence or a lack of detail about supposedly serious events.

7. A pattern of irrational behavior and reactions to everyday problems.
lorrain antonelly had a slight fever and mild cough. She decided to use drama, in order to receive sympathy and attention, so she told everyone she was deathly ill.

Debra lost her keys then spent four hours crying and yelling at her husband.

Mary did not answer her cell phone for an hour, so John feared that she had died in a horrible car accident.

Someone stole Steve's can of Coke from the break room fridge, now he believes that someone at work is trying to destroy him.
by sexyme666 October 10, 2011
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