A greedy money-lender who requires sexual favors if you are unable to pay his outrageous interest-fees.
It's not a good idea to borrow money from private people --- a lot of them are a bunch of loin-sharks.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
Get the loin-sharkmug. When a girl or women or guy wants so bang badly with someone so badly they question their very existence, they questioning are they even worthy? Or they question do they even have a chance with said person but are still willing and able to go on given it up if for temporary gain or temporary satisfaction. Oftentimes Mostly mistaken for love at first sight.
(ConJoyin my lions:)she wants to ConJoyin my loins!That girl wanted to conjoyin my loins Iso bad. She wants to conjoyin my loins so badly. She want to conjoyin my loins ever since the last girl who gave a fuck about anything that matters said she would! Should I give her a chance to con joyin my loins or not bro?
by Dadontayte April 23, 2021
Get the ConJoyin my loinsmug. A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).
by mjpants April 23, 2017
Get the calm your loinsmug. to beat your penis
by Dickie tights October 23, 2017
Get the smack loinmug. The magnificent mane of thick fur which adorns the king of the jungle.
A gentleman's pubic fuzz - that which sits above his loins.
A gentleman's pubic fuzz - that which sits above his loins.
I was going to give Robert Winston Jr a trim this morning, but I'd feel like half a man without my loins mane.
by Reggie C April 17, 2013
Get the Loins Manemug. A majority of something desirable that is allotted to someone for either the attractiveness of their thighs, or for their willingness to spread said thighs for the resource-giver.
Having a trim shapely physique is advantageous in many ways, including often being allowed the loin's share of available resources in many instances.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
Get the loin's sharemug. by Therealfgd October 23, 2017
Get the smack loinmug.