Brass Logger 

A person who's kink is defecating in the openings of brass instruments, such as tubas, trombones, and French horns.

Being a Brass Logger, Michael was thrilled when HR announced a new community music room was being opened at his office.

Brass Logger by Dr. Shelly Fingerhood November 3, 2021

Rino logger 

The act of putting your dick inside of a chicks ass and then having her liquid shit all over your dick and then shitting in her ass after words

This girl I was dating wanted to rino logger with me and I left that hoe

Rino logger by Moonyfluid March 25, 2023

Swamp logger 

When you saw a turd in half with your urine stream.

I was a swamp logger yesterday when i went to use the bathroom and tried to get the toilet to flush

Swamp logger by Dee (snap) anderson October 5, 2025

Dirty Logger

Like a Dirty Sanches, but you're constipated, so all you get is a turtle head (aka prairie dog) poking out over her chest.

Your mom begged for my dirty Sanches last week, but I had a bit too much fiber and ended up giving her a dirty logger instead.

Dirty Logger by Fried Fish February 7, 2026

Ant-Logger

Covering your partner in ejaculation and then shitting on them to make it look like the common childhood snack, ants on a log

After I finish can I ant-logger you

Ant-Logger by Muskego Ant-logger March 19, 2026

viper image logger 

its on top yk lol

ummm viper image logger is fucking good

viper image logger by estonianguy November 14, 2022

laggermeister 

A person normally 100% german, 100% italian, 100% polish, and 100% lagoff. Normally one who goes to "College College". This person will normally live in a smaller house with a minimum of 5 attics. You would normally yell geet at this guy and call him a lagoff, but due to his other qualifications, you would call him a laggermeister.

That laggermeister thinks he is so much better than every body else and somebody really needs to kick his ass

laggermeister by thegeetguy August 10, 2007