Siberian Logger

A weapon made by taking a shit, freezing it, and dropping it into a sock

Person A:Yo, how did you get that black eye and broken arm!?
Person B:My mom used a Siberian Logger on me, made it herself

by totally not matthew May 28, 2018

Swamp logger

When you saw a turd in half with your urine stream.

I was a swamp logger yesterday when i went to use the bathroom and tried to get the toilet to flush

by Dee (snap) anderson October 5, 2025

cock-logger

immasculated shemales who drop boners like cats drop turds, perhaps while wearing flannel.

Dude "i was banging this chick good when a cock-logger had to appear and drop my wood....the hideous bitch"

Dude 2 "where were you at?"

Dude "Dont ask questions"

by Japhy November 5, 2007

Armchair Logger

Someone who logs a geocache find, without having actually visited the geocache. Quite often getting a fellow geocacher to sign their name in the logbook, while they are elsewhere.

They may have found a lot of geocaches, but everyone knows they are an armchair logger.

by GLOTCH November 9, 2010

German Logger

This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.

The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.

by Uberdyke April 14, 2021

Loggers

Poggers But Beave

Bro That clip was loggers. or used in random places. Girl-"wow this place is amazing thanks for taking me!" Random Guy- "Loggers :|"

by Papa Smurf's Bae February 17, 2022

Meat logger

A horny slut who sticks 5 cocks in each hole of her body. After being raped, this girl takes a bath in cum and gets shitted on and sticks salami up her pussy

That meat logger isnt popular in the clubs.

by shutupcunters November 5, 2018