Caps locker

Caps locker is someone who writes everything using upper case. Usually they're dumb, misspell a lotta words and can't make a right sentence 'cause they can't speak English very well.

Caps locker: HEY PAL, YOUR MOTHER SUCKED MY BALS YESTEERDAY, IT IS GREAT SUCKER, YOUR MOTHER SHE IS.

Cool dude: lol, you DO suck.

by Tragicomic December 29, 2008

Sock locker

A person who is smelly and disgusting like a locker full of gym socks.

Holy shit, that guy on the treadmill is a total sock locker.

I typed dick licker in my phone and auto correct changed it to sock locker.

by Oopsalberry October 2, 2014

Fun Locker

A vagina. Done.

"Yyyyup, she let me spend the night in her fun locker. IF you know what I mean?"

by Chet Biggenston July 26, 2015

Asmaa Lochetto

Asmaa Lochetto loves “dark chocolate”

Person: who likes dark chocolate?
Asmaa Lochetto: I DO!!

by Jelksksksk March 28, 2023

Murphy's Locker room Law

When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you're putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they'll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.

Me: (putting on underwear in the locker room)
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don't mind.
Me: No problem; it's Murphy's Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle

by Grute Man August 27, 2017

lockerzed

When a site cannot handle excess server load from a predictably busy day. Derived from the infamous server load related errors produced during a prize restock on lockerz.

Yo man, I heard BestBuy was selling 40" plasma tv's for $50 starting at 1am online only, but when I tried to load the page it was lockerzed.

by SgtSquirrel December 17, 2009

lecher

Somewhere between a flirt and a perv, a lecher is both better looking than a perv and slightly more blunt/less deceptivly sensitive than a flirt. To see what is meant by deceptively sensitive, see, "10 things you don't know about men."

Non-sexually oppressed men from the ages of 15-23.

NOTE: NO inuyasha references.

by Macadaciouse September 8, 2004